"Terminate her, immediatelly!"

[CaptainWacky]

So why does it take someone so long to be terminated on the Death Star? I mean, it's the DEATH Star, not the COMFORTABLE HOTEL Star! Why wouldn't they have just SHOT Leia then and there? Or have Vader Force Choke the bitch? Why did she have to wait in a cell to be terminated? What were they even waiting for? Was there a massive backlog of terminations that day? Were many Bothans hogging all the termination machines? JUST KILL THE BITCH.

 

[whisky]

Maybe they based it on the texas justice system, where you can die of old age waiting to be executed.

 

[Yub]

Maybe Vader was slowly raping her to death whenever he felt a twinge in his robopenis. Catch being, Leia enjoyed it. She's such a dirty girl.

 

[The Tomtrek]

It's because Grand Moff Tarkin wasn't very good with computers and just started pushing any button and shouting a lot thinking every button was a comm link.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Why did "Ben" tell Luke he hadn't been called Obi Wan for years before Luke's birth?

 

[CaptainWacky]

He didn't say years, he just said "oh, before you were born". I can't remember anyone calling him "Obi-Wan" in ROTS after Luke's birth, SO TECHNICALLY IT MAY BE TRUE.

Maybe Vader was slowly raping her to death whenever he felt a twinge in his robopenis. Catch being, Leia enjoyed it. She's such a dirty girl.

"Hmm, strange, your vagina feels a lot like Padme's did...almost like you could be her daughter...nah!"

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Plus he was kinda lying about the whole "Darth killed your father" thing. Elaborate metaphors are still lies!!

 

[Dr Dave]

I suspect he did not want to get her blood on the nice new floor.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Depends on your point of view

 

[Fuddlemiff]

If I were Spock, I believe my reaction would be "not a lie, an embellishment", but as you so often point out, Wacky, I am not Spock.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Saddle up, lock and load.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

*drunken Worf groan*

Data's jokes should be illegal!

 

[Dr Dave]

I thought they were.

 

[God's Afro]

Because there was valuable information that he needed. Hey, it's not like he could've molested her with his injuries.

 

[Yub]

One word. Robopenis.

 

[Cassie]

Force penis

 

[CaptainWacky]

Lightsabre for a penis.

 

[Dr Dave]

it will cut you up, while it fucks you up.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's the Sith way

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The need to monologue at the heroes instead of just killing them instantly is the reason Palpatine got all shrivelly and Annakin got burned and vivisected and robotized.

Villains just never learn.