Termites EVERYWHERE

[Loktar]

HUZZAH!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Are you sure they weren't all just getting a good running jump?

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[Dr Dave]

Good to hear you killed the sons of bitches.

 

[Cassie]

I'm sure they are amassing a new army inside my walls AS I TYPE.

 

[Dr Dave]

Best lay down traps and what not.

 

[headvoid]

Conduct a guerilla war with propoganda, leaflets printed in terminese should be distributed showing the futility of their struggle.

You could also show pictures of your neighbours house with gorgeous photography of rotting wood.

 

[Tisiphone]

TERMITES NEED REPRESENTATION TOO

Join me as we fight against those who build only brick houses!

 

[Dr Dave]

Why are you with the termies!?

 

[Cassie]

She's hooked on oak, her dealer is a termite.

 

[Tisiphone]

DEFILERS

 

[Dr Dave]

Get some help Tisiphone!

 

[Tisiphone]

There's no help for me.

 

[Loktar]

Time to call the Orkin Man!

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[Tisiphone]

I love those commercials.

 

[Dr Dave]

If you're with the termites you are with the Nuns.

 

[Tisiphone]

I slew the nuns and fed them to the cockroaches.

 

[Dr Dave]

Oh those roaches!

 

[Cassie]

I love those commercials.

Me TOO, they remind me of some Stephen King novels.. can't remember the names of them but they're related to the Dark Tower world.