Terry Wogan just said "hiding behind the sofa"

[CaptainWacky]

He's on the shitlist. I mean, he already was, but I've UNDERLINED his name now!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I love instant communication. I just turned it on in time to hear the rest of the Dr.Who segment.

SHE DOESN'T HAVE PIGTAILS STUPID IT'S A FRINGE

 

[Fuddlemiff]

This militant black guy doesn't have a clue!

What about Darren Jordan, the BBC Newsreader who's black?

 

[CaptainWacky]

And George Can'tspellhislastname? He's been around for a while, and is both black (well dark-skinned) and Welsh! Lucky CoyoteUgly isn't watching!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Wait, I don't think he's wlesh, that was the other one OMG I'M RACIST TOO NOW

 

[Fuddlemiff]

LOL, no he's not Welsh, but he is from Ghana iirc!

MOIRA STEWART

 

[CaptainWacky]

Got fired for being old.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

She really got fired? She doesn't age! And I saw a report the other day by Peter Sissons, he's ancient!

 

[CaptainWacky]

They've replaced her with a genetic clone of Hitler.

 

[headvoid]

I support this far sighted move. Hitler is the weatherman on BBc four, it's the way of the future. I overheard this in the BBC cafeteria

Blonde weathergirl: Oh that Adolf, he's so dreamy
Dark skinned big nosed weathergirl: he's just sucking up by going all "digital"
Blonde weathergirl: jealous, just cos he doesn't like you

 

[CaptainWacky]

Look, he might be an exact genetic match to Hitler and they might have implanted all of Hitler's memories into his head and made him kill jews until he liked it, but that doesn't mean he'll end up the same way Hitler did!

 

[headvoid]

He's going to change in 2008 with the digital switch over, he's promised.

(whenever he sneezes he goes Anschluss!!, nobody dares say gesuntide for him as he goes MENTAL)

 

[curiousa2z]

um, are we allowed to say MENTAL?

 

[curiousa2z]

Hitler liked German Shepherds so he wasnt ALL bad!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah, he liked MOLESTING them!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I fucking hate the lazy use of the phrase "hiding behind the sofa" regarding Doctor Who.

 

[Cassie]

:behindsofa:

 

[Gagh]

Wogan needs to be in a triple threat match with Finlay & Sheamus.

 

[CaptainWacky]

IN A SHOOT!!!!!!!!111111111