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thang four da DIZZAY!!!!1 (thing+36)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
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ALONE and angry

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destructive

you do crazy things when you're alone

less likel when you're with people

well

you do crazy things they encourage you to do

but overdosing on RAPE PILLZ you only do that when you're alone

HAH

look intot he abyss

and it smiels at you

and it geos "MEPE EMEPGSPDJ"H FD FDSAJGLK:S G:SUFSKGsdh

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you have to appreciat how fast I just typed all that

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JR: GOOD GAWD KING IT'S A SLOBERRKNOCKER HERE IN THIS GREAT MATCH BETWEEN BARRY THE DENTIST AND MAD HARRY AND WAIT A MINUTE...WHAT'S MAD HARRY DOING?

King: Why JR it looks like he's down on his knees crying about the futility of life!

JR: WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE WANT TO DO THAT, DON'T HE BELIEVE IN THE LORD GOD OUR SAVIOUR JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHO DIED ON THE CROSS FOR HIS BY GAWD SINS?

King: Evidently not!

JR: WHAT A WORTHLESS FUCK I HAVE NOTHING BUT COMTEMPT FOR HIM, LET'S HEAP SCORN ON HIS EVERY MOVE.

King: Sounds like a plan!

JR: LOOK AT HIM THERE, CRYING LIKE A LOSER, WHAT A LOSER!

King: Hey, what's the dentist doing?

JR: LOOKS LIKE HE'S PULLED OUT A GUN...GOOD. I HOPE HE FUCKING BLOWS MAD HARRY'S UNGRATEFUL HEAD OFF! HOW DARE HE SQUANDER THE GIFT OF LIFE SO!

King: Well, he's saying that life has no appeal for him, that he feels out of phase with reality...

JR: A GAWD DARM EXCUSE FOR BEING A LAZY LEFT LEANING LIBERAL PUSSY LAZY ASS SON OF A QUEER BITCH! KILL HIM DENTIST, KILLL HIM!

King: He's pulled the trigger! Heh, he blew Mad Harry's teeth out!

JR: THEY DON'T CALL HIM THE EXTREME DENTIST FOR NOTHING, FOLKS!

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HOW OFTEN DO YOU ACTUALYL THINK

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DID YOU MAKE YoUR thouGHTs

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ARE YOU NOTHING BUT A PUPPET

INVISIBLE FUCKING STRINGs

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DO WHAT YOUR BRAIN TeLLS YOU

THINK WHAT YOUR BRAIN TELLS YOu

THEReS A GOOD BOY

DON't ASK QUESTIONS

JUST GET ON WITH IT!!!!!

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nothing
tnog not thing

not a thing

no thing

thingless

there is nothing

not one

not even one

even if there was one there'd be something

but there's not

there's nothing

no thing

and you can't make something out of nothing

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT, LAD!

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GO ON SAM, ASK MISS ROSIE FOR A HANDJOB

I THINK I'LL HAVE ANOTHER ALE (I'M SECRETELY GAY)

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ghe touched his penis and it turned to dust

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GET OUT OF IT!

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gOOORTER MISSIS PRON IS TACKY

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heveryting is quite annoying woudln't you say

not really

well must just be me then

yep

don't fucking take that tone with me

just get over it

I CAN'T GET OVER IT, THIS IS WHAT I FUNDAMENTALLY AM, DON'T YOU GET THAt

no

lfsAAAAAAAAAARGH

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he got up and tried to care then went back to bed fifteen hours later


he got up and tried to try to care then went back to bed fourteen hours later

he got up and tried to try to try to care then went back to bed thirteen hours later

he got up and tried to try to try to try to care then went back to bed twelve hours later

he got up and realised it was pointless and went back to bed right away

he got up and threw up in the toilet then crawled back to bed

he ignroed the knocking on his door

he realised he hadn't fed his cat, felt guilty and went downstairs

he found a cacass of a bird. feathers everywehre

the cat could take care of itself

he went back to bed

he did not get up again this time
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SMA AND AMANDA TO WIN
 
you didn't read it hencoh
 
CaptainWacky said:
you didn't read it hencoh

my eyes fuckin' hurt...stop badgerin' me.:(
 
I never found it funny.
 
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"LOVE ME UNCLE WACKY!!!11" :(
 
Get that thing away from me.
 
Close your eyes and think of wobbly things.
 
Could an admin edit this to "(thing+36)" please?
 
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