The Adventures Of FireHawk12

[CaptainWacky]

(Firehawk wakes somewhere in Canada.)

Firehawk: Another day...bleh!

(He goes down the stairs.)

Mother: Hello son!

Firehawk: You gave birth to me! bnoxious chuckling smiley:

Mother: Uhh, yeah.

Firehawk: Well, neat...I guess!

Mother: Want some breakfast?

Firehawk: No I'm going to watch 12 hours of tv then log into TrekBBS and explain why everything I just watched sucked. Except I won't really explain, I'll just say it sucks then say "yeech" or "meh" or post an annoying smiley.

Mother: Umm...okay...

Firehawk:

 

[Henoch]

So Firehawk has issues??

 

[Cassie]

sounds like a great day

 

[Henoch]

Firehawk should be more respectful of the bitch who spewed him outta her cunt IMFO!

 

[CaptainWacky]

(Firehawk arrives at college.)

Girl: Hi Firehawk!

Firehawk: bnoxious laughing smiley:

Girl: Umm, what's so funny?

Firehawk: You're not asian so you won't understand!

Girl: Want to come and play pool?

Firehawk: Pool sucks, blech! Just hitting balls? Meh. I'm going on TrekBBS to tell everyone that I hate whatever they happen to be talking about!

Girl: Well...good luck with that.

Firehawk: Wheeee!

 

[Henoch]

Firehawk: Henoch, can i suck yer cock?

Henoch: yes, you may commence so...

Firehawk: *sucking*

Girl: Can i suck it too?

Henoch: *cuts girls annoying head off*

Firehawk: *GULP, GAGH...SWALLOW*

Henoch: lol

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL but I don't think you're familiar with Firehawk.

 

[Henoch]

LOL but I don't think you're familiar with Firehawk.

You found me out. lol

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's slant-eyed.

 

[FBI parte due]

NEVER TRUST 'UN.

 

[Seph]

slanty eyes lots of lies

as my grandad always told me.