THE APPRENTICE starts tomorrow!

[CaptainWacky]

YES I have to start this exact same thread with the exact same titles every year.

Yes this year's candidates are all "young and sexy": http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/profiles/15Lwk4N39qBZY2qgC9gWpd1/meet-the-candidates

Yes it'll be no different from any other year.

Yes I'm still going to watch it because it's a reliably entertaining tv show and I've enjoyed every series.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm picking Jackie Fast to win because she has a superhero name.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Who hosts it now? If Piers Morgan still does I'm surprised there isn't a big boycott. He's an asshole.

They tried to revive the US version without Trump using Arnold Schwarzenegger. It didn't succeed. I hope the franchise just dies a miserable death all around -- Mark Burnett created it and he's a Jesus-freak right-wing asshole too.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Piers Morgan never hosted it. Alan Sugar has hosted it since the start.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Ah. Piers won Celebrity Apprentice over here, which is how I got confused. But he is still a Trump butt-sniffing asshole.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sarah seemed slightly deranged on You're Fired.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I liked when the nerdy guy started the pitch with "HERE ARE THE NEGATIVES OF OUR HORRIBLE CHARACTER..."

Kurran should have been fired for the swaying.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Kurran is hilariously shit.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It was nice that they let Alex, a seventeen year old, take part in the show.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

They should bring back The Young Apprentice.

 

[CaptainWacky]

(The Alex guy was really about 21 I think.) And yes, YA was actually a fun show!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I wonder if they stopped doing it because everyone hated that girl with the blond bob.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Or because of Zara Brownless's famous dress giving viewers confusing thoughts.

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL it was obvious Lord Sugar thought "shit, I'm going to have to fire Kurran" and called the others back in so he could fire a less entertaining one instead.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I loved that "Fly Pangea" was the hill Kurran was willing to die on.

Well done to Sabrina for winning as PM!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sabrina survives AGAIN!

RETURN OF THE SHOPPING CHANNEL TASK NEXT WEEK!

 

[The Tomtrek]

I don't think Sabrina will be around much longer, though...

 

[CaptainWacky]

She was right that Jasmine should have had her and the other one there to speak to the corporate client but nobody would listen to her because they wanted a scapegoat for when they lost.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm picking Jackie Fast to win because she has a superhero name.

If only she hadn't been a "semi oak"!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Can I just point out that Sabrina has been PM three times and each time her team has won okay.