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THE APPRENTICE starts tomorrow!

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
YES I have to start this exact same thread with the exact same titles every year.

Yes this year's candidates are all "young and sexy": http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/profiles/15Lwk4N39qBZY2qgC9gWpd1/meet-the-candidates

Yes it'll be no different from any other year.

Yes I'm still going to watch it because it's a reliably entertaining tv show and I've enjoyed every series.
 
I'm picking Jackie Fast to win because she has a superhero name.
 
Who hosts it now? If Piers Morgan still does I'm surprised there isn't a big boycott. He's an asshole.

They tried to revive the US version without Trump using Arnold Schwarzenegger. It didn't succeed. I hope the franchise just dies a miserable death all around -- Mark Burnett created it and he's a Jesus-freak right-wing asshole too.
 
Piers Morgan never hosted it. Alan Sugar has hosted it since the start.
 
Ah. Piers won Celebrity Apprentice over here, which is how I got confused. But he is still a Trump butt-sniffing asshole.
 
Sarah seemed slightly deranged on You're Fired.
 
I liked when the nerdy guy started the pitch with "HERE ARE THE NEGATIVES OF OUR HORRIBLE CHARACTER..."

Kurran should have been fired for the swaying.
 
Kurran is hilariously shit.
 
It was nice that they let Alex, a seventeen year old, take part in the show.
 
They should bring back The Young Apprentice.
 
(The Alex guy was really about 21 I think.) And yes, YA was actually a fun show!
 
I wonder if they stopped doing it because everyone hated that girl with the blond bob.
 
Or because of Zara Brownless's famous dress giving viewers confusing thoughts.
 
LOL it was obvious Lord Sugar thought "shit, I'm going to have to fire Kurran" and called the others back in so he could fire a less entertaining one instead.
 
I loved that "Fly Pangea" was the hill Kurran was willing to die on.

Well done to Sabrina for winning as PM!
 
Sabrina survives AGAIN!

RETURN OF THE SHOPPING CHANNEL TASK NEXT WEEK!
 
I don't think Sabrina will be around much longer, though...
 
She was right that Jasmine should have had her and the other one there to speak to the corporate client but nobody would listen to her because they wanted a scapegoat for when they lost.
 
Can I just point out that Sabrina has been PM three times and each time her team has won okay.
 
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