The badlands are not supposed to be serious business.

[classichummus]

Dork Lord of Pickles, how did you get an honorable discharge?

 

[Dark Pickle]

Ummmm and honorable is just what you get if you don't fuck up.

I just did my four years...

 

[classichummus]

oh. cool.

 

[classichummus]

where were you stationed?

 

[Dark Pickle]

South Carolina

 

[classichummus]

ok. It's kind of bullshit that my dad only got to Staff Sargent in the ANG, but he was in the reserves and I bet that makes it slower to move up. He was in the military for over 20 years. I think he started in the Army and then moved to ANG. At Moffit Field that meant moving from 1 hanger 100 ft over to another hanger.

 

[Yub]

Isn't that the one George W went AWOL from?

Anyway, I got out a Corporal of the Marines.

Does this mean we have call you Corporal Dork? Maybe I'll call you Corporal Dork anyways.

 

[Dick Prickle]

If that's what you want, Yubbers!

 

[Loktar]

If that's what you want, Yubbers!

Ok, Radar.

 

[Douche Pukehole]

You WISH you were as cool as Radar

 

[Yub]

Do marines wear helmets? Or are they too badass for helmets?

At any rate put one on a pickle and you've got a HULK PENIS

 

[Loktar]

His penis is green?

 

[Gagh]

Does he BRING ON THE BIBBLE?

 

[Dick Prickle]

Do marines wear helmets? Or are they too badass for helmets?

At any rate put one on a pickle and you've got a HULK PENIS

That's the most powerful part of the Hulk!

 

[Gagh]

BIBBLE.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Do marines wear helmets? Or are they too badass for helmets?

At any rate put one on a pickle and you've got a HULK PENIS

YES BTW, Marines wear helmets!