The Badlands elections

[Conchaga]

I have nominated myself to act as the electorate official for the badlands. I will now proceed to submit two threads.

One on the topic of current citizens of the Badlands, where new members will be added and excommunications will take place.

The second will be devoted to nominating candidates.

I will mediate the entire proceeding. At the end of this election period, we will have a new moderator.

 

[Love Child]

What do you mean excommunications? Also when can we ratify the spamstitution? It needs to be made simpler.

 

[Conchaga]

Let me put it this way. If the spamstitution is simpler, people will abuse it. This is a troll board and we must always remember that shit can go horribly wrong. It's already fairly simple anyway.

As for excommunications I was speaking of ejecting members from the citizens list for valid reasons. Those are mentioned under rule Five of the Spamstitution.

 

[Conchaga]

OK, you've stickied all my threads that need stickying. Sorry for the added request.

 

[Loktar]

I have nominated myself to act as the electorate official for the badlands. I will now proceed to submit two threads.

One on the topic of current citizens of the Badlands, where new members will be added and excommunications will take place.

The second will be devoted to nominating candidates.

I will mediate the entire proceeding. At the end of this election period, we will have a new moderator.

I thought Omar was declared the new moderator?

 

[Pandora]

I thought Omar was declared the new moderator?

That's what I thought too.

 

[Conchaga]

I thought Omar was declared the new moderator?

That's what I thought too.

The election wasn't held in accordance with any of the rules set forth by the Badlands Spamstitution. Therefore it was invalidated. Love Child has allowed me to sit in and run a proper election so there will be absolutely NO dispute as to who the winner is in the end.

 

[Loktar]

That's what I thought too.

Never mind. saw the stickied threads.

 

[I Love Cunt]

And this time I didn't even use all of my duals to vote with so no one could complain. I'm not saying you are complaining Conchaga, I'm just sayin-Hey its in my right to use them I'm going to use them (maybe).

 

[Dirk Funk]

I agree. This should be done properly and by the rules. But any excommunications shouldn't be with the intent to sway the elections.

 

[Dark Pickle]

AND THE LOSER GETS DROWNED IN RANCID HOG VOMIT!

LETS EAT CAKE AND THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN!

 

[Loktar]

I agree. This should be done properly and by the rules. But any excommunications shouldn't be with the intent to sway the elections.

Meh. Where's the fun in that?

 

[Kerb Crawler]

This thread would be so much more interesting were it Badlands Erections.

Hop to.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I ELECT TO DETECT WHO'S ERECT THEN INSPECT FOR DEFECTS!

 

[Dershocka]

I nominate myself for badlands secretary of sex.

 

[Dark Pickle]

SRSLY? That's a complicated job, as there's a LOT of sex to keep track of down here!

 

[Love Child]

I dont' think Dershocka could handle all the cumming.

 

[The Dork Lord]

No one person can!

IT TAKES A VILLAGE TO RAISE AN ORGY!

 

[Loktar]

*CUMZ*

 

[Dark Pickle]

SEE?