The Badlands have something you don't.

[Cassie]

If you're so patriotic what are you doing in the MF?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Badlands: Everywhere you thought you were.

 

[starbys]

I'm still waiting on my eggs benedict.

 

[Cassie]

starbys, please use the flower petal poop av here someday soon so I can be obsessed with it EVERYWHERE.

 

[Dr Dave]

Yes do your part Starbys.

 

[starbys]

Oooo I knew I forgot to so something! That's why I was looking for new av's in the first place *hand face*

 

[Dr Dave]

The av has arived!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I Poop Roses by Book of Love

If you think I'm magical
cause roses bloom with my touch
thats mathematical
I think you think too much

I poop roses

If you try to talk with me
if you try to copy my
pocket full of poses
you still can't touch my roses

I poop roses
I poop roses
I poop roses
I poop roses

If you think I'm magical
cause roses bloom with my touch
but magics just not practical
I think you think too much

I poop roses

 

[The Dork Lord]

The rose poop has erased all other thoughts from my tiny little male mind!

 

[starbys]

 

[whisky]

I guess your farts really do smell like roses.

 

[Cassie]

Asses and Roses

 

[starbys]

Reminds me to reorder my rose tea. So my farts WILL smell like roses!

Wait, girls don't fart.













They poot.

 

[Tisiphone]

I taste just like candy.

 

[The Dork Lord]

This thread is a delight to all six senses!

 

[FBI parte due]

Also: JEWS.

 

[Dr Dave]

Reminds me to reorder my rose tea. So my farts WILL smell like roses!

Wait, girls don't fart.

They poot.

Will you stop spreading that lie.

 

[starbys]

YOU'RE A LIE!

 

[Dr Dave]

Your face is a lie.

 

[starbys]

YOUR ASS IS A FACE LIE.