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The Badlands War Council - Part Deux

Bad Loktar, bad bad!!!

*rolls up a newspaper*
 
I heard you're supposed to make lemonade, but I think Loktar just got punished for that...
 
*makes Loktar clean it up*
 
To give his tongue practice.
 
FUCK YOU ALL!

*defects to the Minefield*
 
Here, Loktar! Have some lemonade. Try not to slurp too loudly.
 
Here, Loktar! Have some lemonade. Try not to slurp too loudly.

Nuh-uh.

Don't want none.

*stays in the Minefield*

Someone's got to teach them how to do fake drama right.

Wacky and Menty fighting? HA!
 
RLY! Friday night fights! Who woulda thought it!
 
Yeah, I have no pretend monies.


Sure you do. Its all pretend so why can't you have pretend monies.

SHAZAM!

Oh look now I have a money bin full of billions like Scrooge McDuck. Its that easy.
 
Is that how it works?

*imagines a job, and a supermodel wife*
 
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