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The Best Feeling

Mirah

I love you
The best feeling in the world is when you are really cold and a blanket is layed over you and you get that instant warm feeling.
 
I'm talking cold, like really shivering cold, like if I could wear gloves and type right now I would.
 
Have you ever been sunburned and instead of feeling hot you feel cold? You have the shivers? That is me right now.
 
Chicks and Chat

Do you ever notice the things girls mention in chat?
Chick: Brrrrr I'm cold.
Dude: Wow um your nipples must be hard then. [/beavis and butthead voice]
Chick: Tee hee hee

Why don't girls ever say when they are warm or hot or whatever, its always cold.

And another thing chicks do is talk about thier cats.

Chick: ooooh my cat is so cute.
Dude: Heh heh heh heh she said cat.[/beavis and butthead]

Do girls not have dogs, talk about dogs?

P.S. I am guilty of talking about both being cold and my cat and well just talkking about hard nipples and pussy. I mean srsly if I am going to talk about it, I am going to talk about it. I don't need to hide it behind something else.
 
I'm hot and sweaty because my kitten is sitting on my shoulder and kittens generate heat.

And, no, I'm not trying to say my pussy is hot. Even though it was when I was younger. Now, when it is hot, I want to put it in a walk in freezer to cool it off instead of have hot sex because the last thing it needs is more heat.
 
the best feeling is dry underwear after you've been freezing your ass in wet clothes out in the snow.

except for your first blowjob. nothing tops that shit.
 
except for your first blowjob. nothing tops that shit.

This young man agrees with you.

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The best feeling is waking up and knowing you are in the most comfortable position you will be in all day, the covers are on you just right, the pillows are squished up just right and you can go back to sleep because it is the weekend.
 
Um today I have blisters on my feet, chaffing on my legs, my overall body is just sore and I'm hungry and too tired and sore to get up and make something or even drive anywhere. I am laying on a heated bed with pillows all around me.
 
[attention whore]

So I am sitting here, typing and the light next to my bedside starts flashing. However I still have internet.....I did not see any other lights flashing. I am to assume that the bulb is burning out. Last time I checked this house was not wired to the door bell either.....although I did get up to check the front door....sort of. I called for the dog. I had to get dressed. Its fucking cold in here.
It has been a rainy night but nothing to make the power go out.
I thought I heard someone at the front door. I realized if the power does go out here I have no idea where the flashlights are-only matches and maybe some candles. I have a flash light in my car.
I thought I was perhaps putting a drain on the power.....but that doesn't make any sense. Perhaps it is the bulb. I will turn the light back on and see.
I mean if someone was at the door....wouldn't they knock? Of course they would.
[/paranoid]
 
Really the best feeling is right before he cums in my mouth and I can taste it a little bit, and just when I think I am going to be sucking for another 5 minutes he cums and I'm so relieved, but it tastes so good. I would say its a good feeling when he gets me off too but really the best feeling is when he is biting my neck or my nipples and his hand is not even on my pussy and I am cuming anyway. I could say the best feeling is when he is fucking me or I am fucking him and it is. Yeah that just gets redundant tho doesn't it?

I used to feel dirty when they would put my legs on thier shoulders but I fucking love it now. It feels really good. But even that-too intense so you really can't do it all the time either.
 
Also up there is when you wake up on Sunday thinking it's a Monday before realising it's a day off.
 
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