THE BEST THING YOU COULD EVER DO IS DIE!

[Cranky Bastard]

Hit a nerve, did I?

Poor, pathetic television retard.

 

[Elrod Jericoho 1]

Poor cum-chugging cock-eater.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

You have an appearance insecurity, don't you?

Too ugly to get the chicks? So ugly you can't get drunk chicks?

 

[Elrod Jericoho 1]

Isn't it time you graduated to chugging donkey-dick?

 

[Lord Raffles]

Notice how Cranky Bastard turned the thread into a petty dispute with Elrod Jericoho 1 about TV?

...I wonder why...

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Isn't it time you graduated to chugging donkey-dick?

That turns you on, the bestiality? Something - anything - to fuel your big-dick fantasies?

 

[Elrod Jericoho 1]

Because he's too busy chugging the cock.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Notice how Cranky Bastard turned the thread into a petty dispute with Elrod Jericoho 1 about TV?

...I wonder why...

Come on, Raffles, I'm really close to melting down. Where's the fabled "Raffles=Troll Gawd" effort?

 

[Elrod Jericoho 1]

You're a fat cum-chugger.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Ohhh... you like fat man-ass, eh? Too bad for you I'm scrawny.

 

[Elrod Jericoho 1]

Keep telling yourself that, lardy cum-ass/

 

[Cranky Bastard]

You'll have to find a fatty if you want to fulfill the fantasy of sinking your cock into "lardy" man-ass. The disappointment must be painful.

 

[Elrod Jericoho 1]

Jack's fat ass not only provides you with a cum-home, but a pillow. No wonder you post with so much cock-chugging satisfaction.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Come on, Raffles, I'm really close to melting down. Where's the fabled "Raffles=Troll Gawd" effort?

Where did you go, Raffles? Your lack of effort here is disappointing.

 

[Elrod Jericoho 1]

Don't try and change the subject, cock-chugger. You're losing.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

I'm losing nothing. This is a Raffles thread dedicated to trolling my pic. So far, he has scored one good joke in 4 threads and countless attempts.

I mean, we're talking RAFFLES, here. He is the self-proclaimed troll-GOD and recognized by all as the supreme troll on the internet. I want to give him every chance of really really trolling me without letting this get derailed.

I will answer Raffles, only. We're expecting melt-down here and I don't want you in the way.

Here, Raffy:

Push me over the edge. You're holding back.

 

[Elrod Jericoho 1]

LOL. Check out that fat cock-chugging Nazi wannabe. Must have been sniffing man-crack before that was snapped.