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The Bieber Files

Yeah...dogs.

BWAHAHAHAJA SEE WHAT I DID THERE HAHAHAJAJ IT'S SO FUN TAKING MENTSL JEALTH DAUS FROM
WORK AND YES I KNOW THESE WORKSS AREN'T SPELLED CLRRCTLY BUT INDINT CARE TIME FOR PURPLE LIPSTICK

HI WACKY PEOPLE ARE BAD
 
Second gif: someone from Supernatural reads Tisi's post, mouths "I hear you, SISTER!" and takes a bite out of a pork pie.
 
Third gif: Neil Patrick Harris creeps up on a group of girls at a high school dance. Some balloons fall. A girl mouths "those aren't balloons" NPH turns to camera with a shock face.
 
Fourth gif: Guy from Supernatural opens an over and pulls out a LEGO Millennium Falcon. Other guy from Supernatural walks in wearing a t-shirt with a logo reading "If you can't stand the heat stay out of the kitchen!" In really small letters, obvisouly.

Fifth gif: CaptainWacky dies at his keyboard.
 
Some excellent Justin facts from the rather fun @betfairpoker
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#FreeJustinBieber is trending on Twitter right now! lol and there are MUGSHOTS!

LET MY BABBY DADDY GO YOU ASSHOLES


Biebers Lover ‏@JBLuckyGirl 13m
His true beliebers will never leave him through the hardest times #FreeJustinBieber #StayStrongJustin


Bieber&Sprouse Bros♥ ‏@BiebersCrewCRO 45m
Real beliebers let me see u know.Fans leave.True beliebers stay NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS.We'll stick togerher for Justin #FreeJustinBieber
 
NEVER LEAVING JUSTIN ‏@diafeldman 1h
Threw ups and downs I won't ever leave @justinbieber 's side. A belieber is a strong bond forever. #freejustinbieber my baby

thank you Justin ‏@amandawerling 3h
Omfg i dont know what I would do with out him in my life come on #FreeJustinBieber #FreeJustinBieber


Fredos Crew ‏@_fredoscrew 5h
My baby Justin Bieber was arrested ): #freejustinbieber I'll be making a #FreeBieber shirt today

bizzle ‏@justinsexyboyy 5h
#FreeJustinBieber please i love him so much im crying

http://www.latimes.com/nation/natio...rrest-drag-racing-dui-20140123,0,162928.story
 
OMG HOW CAN THEY ARREST HIM FOR RACING WHEN F1 RACERS DRIVE EVEN FASTER AND THEY PUT DAT ON TV HOW IS THAT FAIR AND IF THEY SAY HE WAS ON DRINK AND BAD DRUGS BUT HE NEVER RAN ANYONE OVER DID HE SO EVEN IF HE WAS COKED UP TO THE EYEBALLS WITH HEROIN HE'S STIILL A BETTER DRIVER THAN A MERE MORTAL AND HE'D ONLY RUN OVER THE PAPS AND THE DIRECTIONERS AND THEY DESERVE TO DIE ANYWAY!?!?!¬!1
 
OFC. COSNER #526 WAS TRAVELING SOUTHBOUND ON PINE TREE DRIVE AND OBSERVED TWO LAMBORGINIS (ONE YELLOW AND ONE RED) NORTHBOUND IN THE 2600 BLOCK OF PINE TREE DRIVE. OFC. COSNER STATES THAT HE OBSERVED TWO BLACK SUV'S BEHIND BOTH VEHICLES AS IF TO STOP TRAFFIC GOING NORTHBOUND. THIS FACILITATED AN OPEN ROAD FOR THE TWO LAMBORGINIS TO RACE.

OFC. COSNER THEN MADEAU-TURN AND BEGAN TRAVELING NORTHBOUND TO CATCH UP TO THE VEHICLES. OFC. COSNER OBSERVED BOTH VEHICLES START A CONTEST OF SPEED (DRAG RACING) FROM A START . OFC. COSNER ESTIMATES THAT BOTH VEHICLES ATTAINED AN APPROXIMATE SPEED OF ABOUT 55-60 MPH. THE SPEED LIMIT IN THIS RESIDENTIAL AREA IS 30 MPH. OFC. COSNER VIA HIS RADIO ADVISED OTHER UNITS OF THE SPEEDING VEHICLES. I WAS AT 41ST AND PINETREE WHEN THE RADIO TRANSMISSION WAS MADE. I OBSERVED BOTH VEHICLES APPROACHING 41ST STREET. OFC. COSNER INITIATED A TRAFFIC STOP ON THE RED FERRARI AT 41ST AND PINETREE DR. THE YELLOW LAMBORGINI MADE A RIGHT TURN ONTO 41 ST AND CONTINUED EAST BOUND.

I CAUGHT UP TO THE YELLOW LAMBORGINI AND INITIATED A TRAFFIC STOP AT THE 300 BLK OF 41ST. I APPROACHED THE VEHICLE ON THE DRIVER SIDE. I ASKED THE DRIVER TO PLACE THE VEHICLE IN PARK. AT THIS TIME, THE DRIVER. BEGAN TO STATE:"WHY DID YOU STOP ME".

I EXPLAINED TO THE DRIVER THAT HE WAS STOPPED BECAUSE HE WAS DRAG RACING WITH THE OTHER LAMBORGINI. I IMMEDIATELY SMELLED AN ODOR OF ALCOHOL EMINATING FROM THE DRIVERS BREATH AND BLOODSHOT EYES. THE DRIVER HAD SLOW DELIBERATE MOVEMENTS AND A STUPER LOOK ON HIS FACE. THESE ARE ALL INDICATORS OF AN IMPAIRED DRIVER. I ASKED THE DRIVER TO EXIT THE VEHICLE TO CONTINUE MY INVESTIGATION OF A POSSIBLE IMPAIRED DRIVER. THE DRIVER STATED:" WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THIS"?

FINALLY, THE DRIVER EXITED THE VEHICLE AS HE KEPT GOING INTO HIS PANTS POCKETS. I ASKED THE DRIVER TO NOT GO INTO HIS POCKETS FOR MY SAFETY AND HIS. FEARING THAT THE DRIVER MIGHT HAVE A WEAPON OR CONTRABAND, I ASKED THE DRIVER TO PLACE HIS HANDS ON HIS VEHICLE IN ORDER TO FACILITATE A CURSORY PATDOWN FOR WEAPONS. THE DRIVER STATED:"WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO, WHY DID YOU STOP ME."

AGAIN I ASKED THE DRIVER TO PLACE HIS HANDS ON HIS VEHICLE. THE DRIVER COMPLIED BUT TOOK HIS HANDS OFF THE VEHICLE SOON AFTER AND TURNED AROUND TO FACE ME. AGAIN I ASKED THE DRIVER TO NOT TAKE HIS HANDS OFF HIS CAR AND TO LOOK FORWARD BECAUSE I WAS GOING TO PERFORM A CURSORY PATDOWN. THE DRIVER STATED:"I AINT GOT NO FUCKING WEAPONS, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SEARCH ME,WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ABOUT?"

I ADVISED THE DRIVER THAT IF HE CONTINUED TO TAKE HIS HANDS OFF HIS VEHICLE, HE WOULD BE SUBJECT TO ARREST. THE DRIVER AGAIN TURNED AROUND TO FACE ME. AT THIS TIME, I GRABBED HIS RIGHT HAND AND STATED TO HIM THAT HE WAS UNDER ARREST. THE DRIVER BEGAN TO RESIST ME BY PULLING HIS RIGHT ARM AWAY AS HE STATED:"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING".

I ADVISED THE DRIVER NOT TO RESIST AND WITH THE ASSISTANCE OF OFC. MOLINA ID# 064 AND OFC. SOCARRAS#501 , WE PLACED HIM INTO CUSTODY WITH NO FURTHER INCIDENT. THE DEF.WAS TRANSPORTED TO THE MIAMI BEACH POLICE DEPARTMENT BY OFFICER DIONNE. WHILE EN ROUTE TO THE STATION, DEF INQUIRED AS TO WHY HE'D BEEN ARRESTED. OFFICER DIONNE ADVISED HIM THAT HE BELIEVED HE WAS IMPAIRED. DEF ADVISED THAT HE WAS NOT DRUNK, AND THAT HE WAS COMING BACK FROM RECORDING MUSIC AT A STUDIO.

ONCE AT THE MBPD HOLDING FACILITY, OFFICER DIONNE OBSERVED DEF TO HAVE A FLUSHED FACE, BLOODSHOT EYES, AND THE ODOR OF AN ALC. BEV. ON HIS BREATH. DEF WAS OFFERED SFSTs ON A FLAT, DRY, SMOOTH, AND WELL LIT SURFACE (SEE DUI TEST REPORT FOR RESULTS). DEF DID NOT PERFORM TO STANDARDS. DEF LATER AGREED TO A BREATH TEST AS WELL AS A DRUG EVALUATION. IT WAS ALSO LEARNED THAT THE DEF. HAS AN EXPIRED GEORGIA DRIVERS LICENSE (06/24/2013). CHARGE ADDED.
 
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