The Bieber Files

['Gear]

I'd fingerbang Katy Perry for the story. But that's about it.

 

[Cassie]

SATAN TAKES YOUR PEEN AND THEN GIVES YOU PHANTOM PEEN SYNDROME!

 

[CaptainWacky]

The Bieber storm is getting boring now. He should dangle a baby off a balcony or something.

 

[vixie]

I'll compile a list but it's going to take awhile.

That abomination is not Chuck Norris. The human Chuck Norris died in '98.

OMG! Not Chuck Norris comments. What is it with these lately? They do that on my radio station when someone calls about traffic hold-ups. They start telling Chuck Norris comments. Some are really really bad.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Traffic hold ups are Gawd's punishment for electing the antichrist as president and scratching your butt when no one is looking.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Thanks Obuttma!

 

[Dr Dave]

DAMMIT, I KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP ABOUT THIS SHIT!

 

['Gear]

I thought the antichrist was going to be white. Or a woman.

 

[Dr Dave]

Hillary?

 

['Gear]

!!

 

[Dr Dave]

haha!

 

[vixie]

Traffic hold ups are Gawd's punishment for electing the antichrist as president and scratching your butt when no one is looking.

He isn't my President. No comment on the butt scratching.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Who's your president?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Sean Hannity? (who will burn in Hell)

 

['Gear]

Here's a great Sean Hannity quote -

"Halloween is a liberal holiday because we're teaching our children to beg for something for free. We're teaching kids to knock on other people's doors and ask for a handout."

-Sean Hannity

 

[vixie]

You mean Prime Minister? Harper.

 

[Dr Dave]

The G.W.Bush of Canada.

 

[vixie]

The G.W.Bush of Canada.

Can I plead the 5th even though I am not american?

 

[headvoid]

The Bieber storm is getting boring now. He should dangle a baby off a balcony or something.

We used to have top quality meeps like this all the time. Now we have tumblr gifs of TV shows.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sean O'Neal is a good writer.

http://www.avclub.com/article/justin-bieber-only-smokes-his-marijuana-out-of-pri-107540

Nevertheless, the official report obtained by NBC says there was so much marijuana smoking going on that the flight’s captain repeatedly issued warnings to knock it off to Bieber and his entourage—a group that included Bieber’s father, Jeremy Bieber, who subscribes to the cool-dad philosophy that it’s always better to know where your kid is partying, so you can take advantage of it. The captain also demanded that Bieber’s crew “stop their harassing behavior toward the flight attendant,” with the attendant saying they were “extremely abusive verbally.” Though, in Bieber’s defense, these were people with jobs and genuine human concerns, which are the last things you want to think about while you’re trying to get high in your aerobong.