Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
The 90s were also the time when a friend and I circa 1998 went to Forest Lawn Memorial Park as part of our expedition along the way up the west coast. We went to steal the head of Jock Ewing aka Jim Davis. We were planning to turn it into a bong or something. But when we got there a funeral was going on and he was all stuffed in this marble mausoleum dealio anyway. So, all disgruntled, he and I were sitting out on the front steps smoking cigs and he goes, "Next time I'll bring my geologist's hammer". I have that hammer now, so who knows what the future might hold?