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The board is too FULL OF DEAD BABIES at the moment. Please KILL A KITTEN again later

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
OH REALLY NOW CUM AND LICK MY CUM LOL
 
kitten sacrifices must be made
 
The answer is among you.
 
Kitten by Steven Lynch

When the game of life makes you feel like quiting it helps a lot if you,
kill a kitten
mark my words cause from were im sitting you cant go wrong if you,
kill a kitten
theres no crime that you'll be commiting, i know the law you can,
kill a kitten
and if you need yarn for that scarf you're knitting you'll get pleanty if you,
kill a kitten

feed it turpin-tine
or break its spine,
crush it with your shoe
as long as you
kill a kitten

if the one you love isn't quite as sh-mitting, she'll like you more if you
kill a kitten
and i quote the bible cause that's where it's written "if ye loveth jesus ye must
kill a kitten"

flush him down the can,
hit him with your van,
throw him at a train,
make him snort cocaine,
drown him in a lake,
bake a kitty cake,
sick some TNT,
up his cat booty,
do what you must do,
as long as you
kill a kitten

killing kittens isnt easy
if the thought makes you feel quzzy
grab a pitch fork from the shed
and kill a puppy dog instead

kill a kitten
kill a kitten
kill a kitten
fluffy kitten
you gotta kill a kitten
kill a kitten


meow
 
My cats are cringing right now.
 
Dr Dave said:
Kitten by Steven Lynch


kill a kitten
kill a kitten
kill a kitten
fluffy kitten
you gotta kill a kitten
kill a kitten


meow

MEOW THIS!

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Reowwwrrr!!!!!!!

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Yes, he was an asscat.

However, I have discovered your true nature quantum cat:

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Acrimonious said:
Yes, he was an asscat.

However, I have discovered your true nature quantum cat:

asshat.thanks.tribs.jpg

Ah, you know me well.

I think we'll get along just fine! :bill:
 
I kill kittens whenever I can.
 
I had to give a cat back to one of my mothers friends who recently came back from Italy the other day. I've been looking aftr her for 6-7 weeks. She was a good cat and I miss her!

Still, I've got plenty more of the damn things.
 
I like cats and I've taken names in this thread.


*ominous music plays*
 
The board is full of dead babies?! God DAMMIT! Well... *hands out forks* get to work.
 
LOL THE GRATE CAT ARMY SHALL RISE UP AS ONE AND SMITE THE UNBELIEVERS!!! THE STREETS SHALL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF THE HUMANS WHO DON'T FEED US!
 
Ishcabittle said:
LOL THE GRATE CAT ARMY SHALL RISE UP AS ONE AND SMITE THE UNBELIEVERS!!! THE STREETS SHALL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF THE HUMANS WHO DON'T FEED US!

As long as it's not a baboon army I feel safe.
 
Well, such a thing doesn't exist, so I'd say you're pretty safe.


It's the rabid shrew army that causes the problems.
 
:shock:



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