CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Yes it's another "the board's too slow" thread where I complain about the board being so slow that it's DISRUPTING MY LIFE literally and no I can't just bump the last "the board's too slow" thread because the board's too slow to use Search.
At times like this I'm reminded of the words of Victor "Slickman" Ebuwa (rapper/part-time hitman), those words being as follows: "DO ONTO THE MAN, AS HE WOULD DO ONTO YOU...EXCEPT DO IT FIRST!" Many claim Victor stole these words for "Sycho" (spelling is correct) Sid at WrestleMania 8 and, in this case, the many are correct (and their needs outweigh the needs of the few.) And also Victor never even said it at all, ever. Not even when he was beating Shell's leg with a rubber dildo as "Chicken" Stu nervously watched for the cops (Dan.) Not even when Ahmed smashed them plates. Not even when 4 declined to included BBLBC on the highlights, going for the ever popular "Ulrika crying" footage instead. Not even when Jango Fett said "Boba, you don't have a mother. You're clone from my ballbag." Not even when SAD ANDY replaced all his wife's socks with slightly pinker socks and she didn't even notice. Not even when the world was fair in Durin's day, im Moria, in Khazad-dum. Not even when Natalie Portman Michelle Trachtenberg Olivia Wilde Scarlett Johansson Eva Green Summer Hoyland Lou Carpentar Andy Crane Ed The Duck Bob The Builder fuck fuck fuck shit cock cunt HItler. Not even MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeee
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gggggggggggggggggggggfshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh y
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DOWN IN FRAGGLE ROCK
GRAB A FAGGLE BY THE COCK
SPIN HIM IN THE AIR
SOME THING SOMETHING RAPE
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NOT EVEN WHEN GOWRON'S CRAZY EYES GAZED UPON WORF'S NUBILE KLINGON ASS FOR THE FIRST TIME
NOT EVEN WHEN MONKEY TENNIS
not even then
but, in essence, what I say is true
from a certain point of view
at least Clone Wars was good this week!
in the old days, Menty would have replied to this thread by now (before I'd even posted it)
remember when Menty and me went on our world tour and we got arrested in Iran for shouting "FUCK IRAN, IT'S SHIT" every four minutes?
gggggggggggggggg shatter you like a patella
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so yeah the board's a bit slow
At times like this I'm reminded of the words of Victor "Slickman" Ebuwa (rapper/part-time hitman), those words being as follows: "DO ONTO THE MAN, AS HE WOULD DO ONTO YOU...EXCEPT DO IT FIRST!" Many claim Victor stole these words for "Sycho" (spelling is correct) Sid at WrestleMania 8 and, in this case, the many are correct (and their needs outweigh the needs of the few.) And also Victor never even said it at all, ever. Not even when he was beating Shell's leg with a rubber dildo as "Chicken" Stu nervously watched for the cops (Dan.) Not even when Ahmed smashed them plates. Not even when 4 declined to included BBLBC on the highlights, going for the ever popular "Ulrika crying" footage instead. Not even when Jango Fett said "Boba, you don't have a mother. You're clone from my ballbag." Not even when SAD ANDY replaced all his wife's socks with slightly pinker socks and she didn't even notice. Not even when the world was fair in Durin's day, im Moria, in Khazad-dum. Not even when Natalie Portman Michelle Trachtenberg Olivia Wilde Scarlett Johansson Eva Green Summer Hoyland Lou Carpentar Andy Crane Ed The Duck Bob The Builder fuck fuck fuck shit cock cunt HItler. Not even MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeee
fffffffff
gfff
gggggggggggggggggggggfshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh y
h
h
DOWN IN FRAGGLE ROCK
GRAB A FAGGLE BY THE COCK
SPIN HIM IN THE AIR
SOME THING SOMETHING RAPE
f
NOT EVEN WHEN GOWRON'S CRAZY EYES GAZED UPON WORF'S NUBILE KLINGON ASS FOR THE FIRST TIME
NOT EVEN WHEN MONKEY TENNIS
not even then
but, in essence, what I say is true
from a certain point of view
at least Clone Wars was good this week!
in the old days, Menty would have replied to this thread by now (before I'd even posted it)
remember when Menty and me went on our world tour and we got arrested in Iran for shouting "FUCK IRAN, IT'S SHIT" every four minutes?
gggggggggggggggg shatter you like a patella
f
f
so yeah the board's a bit slow