The Cassie appreciation thread.

[I love Cassie]

This is the official thread for worshiping Cassie.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't need a thread to worship Cassie.

 

[I love Cassie]

This thread is not needed, but helpful. Instead of scouring this forum to worship Cassie, one must simply post here to express their love.

 

[Dr Dave]

She is the finest man I've ever not meet named Cassie.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I agree with whatever Dr Dave just said and my mind's not for changin!

 

[Cassie]

I'm gonna take a wild guess and say you're Round Earth(No, flat).

 

[I love Cassie]

Alas my dear, I am not the one of which you speak. However, that was an amazing guess, clearly from a mind of far greater intelligence than I posses.

 

[Cassie]

You're gonna have to love me from a distance, I'm LEAVING (for the night).

 

[I love Cassie]

My heart sinks from this news, and my tears weep. I shall miss you, more than a kitten misses a ball of yarn, or a sunflower misses it's namesake.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I worship Cassie because she once ate a one-pound hamburger. IT'S TRUE LOVE!!

 

[Love Child]

I love Cassie is right and pure
pure gold

 

[Mirah]

Is not anyone appreciating Cassie today? Why Not?! Where is the Love?! Where are the flowers? Where are the choclates? The diamond rings, the fancy dinners and moonlight walks along the beach?! Who isn't holding up thier end of the contract here huh?!

 

[Ishcabittle]

i would like to go on a date with cassie. we'd talk about dune, walk along the beach and hold hands, listen to weird al yankovick as we barrel down the highway in a convertible (the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota) laugh at the hipsters holding strawberry daiquiris while we chug our miller high lifes, and just generally goof off. finally, as the sun rose over the florida shore, we'd kiss, tenderly, once, on the lips. first date, one kiss.

on our next date we'd hump like mad rabbits who've been told the world will end unless they get it on six times in sixty minutes.

 

[curiousa2z]

that sounds reasonable.

 

[Henoch]

I raped Cassie in a dream. In my dream i was a hetero rapist. i think i loved her with a violent passion? Yes. Her flesh was hot, sexy, moist in all the right areas...if you subtract the gag & duct tape...and rope. Don't subtract the chains though.

 

[Dr Dave]

What would you do for the third date?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I like cassie.

 

[Ishcabittle]

What would you do for the third date?

DragonCon? Is that too nerdy? I'd have to see how the second date went... I mean, if I can get a hold of enough Gatoraid, I'll be up for anything, just let me replenish my fluids.

Drive in movie? In a small pickup truck, with very tight windows, with three blunts. Just enough weed so we can't see out of the windows, and more importantly, no one can see in.

 

[The Question]

I could go for appreciatin' Cassie in the shower.

 

[Dirk Funk]

I approve of Cassie.