THE CASSIE POEM

[Henoch]

CASSIE
SHE IS CLASSY
BUT OFTEN TOO SASSY
SOME CALL HER A BITCH
CAUSE SHE IS A BIT OF A WITCH
HOLY HOCUS POCUS BATMAN!!
SHE LIKES POLAR BEARS
BUT NOT SOLAR FLARES
SHE MODERATES & TOLERATES...MY COCK
WHICH HAS BEEN INTEGRATED INTO HER FLOCK
I FEEL HER PAIN
AS SHE SUFFERS FROM GREAT WEIGHT GAIN
OH CASSIE CASSIE
YOU DO NOT LOOK LIKE LASSIE
BUT DR. DAVE DOES SO THERE IS THAT

 

[Cassie]

IT'S SHEARING TIME

 

[Henoch]

IT'S SHEARING TIME

Sorry about the weight gain remark, needed something to rhyme with pain.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's accurate in every way.

 

[Henoch]

It's accurate in every way.

Thank you.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Needs more COWBELL.