The Cast of Eastenders should all be replaced...

[CaptainWacky]

Pauline was the only good character and Martin beat her to death with a stuffed ferret or something.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Pauline was a miserable bitch, even by Eastenders' standards.

 

[Gagh]

Pauline was the only good character and Martin beat her to death with a stuffed ferret or something.

That should be a year long plot-line. Every other week, a character is battered to death by a stuffed ferret. The killer leaves a calling card, and becomes known as **GASP**

THE STUFFED FERRET KILLER OF ALBERT SQUARE.


(Original, ain't it!)

 

[CaptainWacky]

In the end it turns out to be DIRTY DEN on Mark Fowler's old motorcycle.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I HOPE HE DOESN'T GET YOU KNOW WHAT

 

[CaptainWacky]

Aroused?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Yes, aroused!

And HIV!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wish Neighbours would do another HIV storyline!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Yes. Of course there's nothing wrong with "that", "it" isn't infectious and it's not just passed on by "those" kind of guys. There's absolutely no reason to be prejudiced against people with "the illness" at all.

Just like MS. It's fine to mention MS several times in one sentence, whether you have MS, or someone you know has MS, or if you suspect one or the other has MS. MS is totally socially acceptable. Just like "that" other one.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I noticed no one mentioned Jessica was a slut at her funeral.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Yeah, they all hated her!!

 

[Gagh]

I wish Neighbours would do an armless Jew who thieves everything.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I'm not sure you can use the J word on Australian TV.