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The Cat Is Stuck

curiousa2z

Be patient till the last.
in the damn watering can.
Now I shall have to get up and rescue him.
And there's probably water all over the bloody dining room floor now.
 
I'm relieved that the title wasn't some kind of code.
 
You and me both.
 
how's the storm outside now?
 
Wavering between freezing rain and nothing, but all the slush is freezing overnight so the town will be a block of ice by morning. WHEE.
 
Joy.
well be careful - don't slip and fall down on that shoulder.
 
Thanks. It's been acting up this week, I'm feeling the weather. I may need to get it looked at again.
 
that sucks.
 
I like a girl with a cat. And watering can.
 
MY CAT GOT STUCK ONCE IN A ROLL OF FAT ON MY UNDER ARM. IT LIVE 3 WEEKS ON A DIET OF SKITTLES, CHICKEN FAT AND TWINKIE CRUMBS UNTIL IT FINALLY FOUND ITS WAY OUT.
 
I'm glad your cat is okay, AfriSkan.
 
My cat is sitting on my lap the soppy apath.
 
Booze... I need booze...
 
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