The cat keeps eating flowers

[Dr Dave]

I'm not sure. I can't see them liveing all that long.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Doesn't the appendix have something to do with digesting grass and that's why humans don't need it but cats do or did I just make that up?

 

[curiousa2z]

[Spock]Insufficient data.[/Spock]

 

[whisky]

There was a cat in my garden yesterday, it sat on the patio chair for a while watching the tv through the french windows.

 

[Cassie]

I tried to look up what the appendix of a cat does but I don't think Google understood the question.

 

[Loktar]

try ebay. You can buy a cat appendix real cheap.

(kidding!)

(actually I never looked on ebay for one, maybe you can?)

 

[The Tomtrek]

There was a cat in my garden yesterday, it sat on the patio chair for a while watching the tv through the french windows.

What was on TV?

 

[CaptainWacky]

THE CAT SHOW

 

[Cassie]

Was is a ginger cat, by any chance?

 

[whisky]

It was actually

I think futurama was on

 

[Gagh]

I think Wacky should hit the Cat with a bucket.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm confused becasue your name isn't capitalised. (

 

[Gagh]

I've asked for it to be adjusted.

 

[Cassie]

The Boss is a peeping tom(cat).

 

[Dr Dave]

That ginger cat gets around it seems!

 

[starbys]

My cat keeps trying to eat the dried roses. We bring him grass from outside to keep him satiated. Next thing you know we'll be the ones bringing HIM dead birds.

 

[Mentalist]

There is only one solution that comes to mind.


RAZE THE EARTH.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The dried roses from your av?

 

[SilentBtViolent]

When do we get to call them chavatars??

 

[CaptainWacky]

Tomorrow.