The Chinese are quite clearly demonstrating their superiority

[Yub]

My chinese washing machine broke down and I've spent the last 3 weeks without one while they dick around because they had a cold winter in China apparently and didn't the power to do everything at once or something damn chinese and thier poorly made cheap ass shit what kind of chinese washing machine breaks down anyway and where the hell is my money going INTO THE HANDS OF COMMUNISTS ARRGGGHH we are supporting communism whenever we buy cheap ass chinese crap I'm boycotting the games and It's all JACKIE CHAN's fault he should stopping communism with his ability to break bones at will and buster keatonsque comedic skillz meanwhile I'm washing my clothes by hand while they spend my money on hookers and fireworks and oppressing tibet and taiwan I BET THEY KICK THE SHIT OUT OF TAIWAN AFTER THE GAMES and no-one will say boo because everybody will suddenly love china.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Chinese for dinner tonight!

 

[curiousa2z]

No thank you, I thought I'd try giving up cannibalism for a week.

 

[Mentalist]

London 2012 Opening Ceremony will just be a groups of chav kids shot into the air where they will spectacularly knife duel each other in full Matrix bullet time fashion while police helicopters circle them as Burberry fireworks explode all around.

 

[Dr Dave]

cool

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Meanwhile, suicide bombers will form a human ring of fire around the running track.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And David Tennant runs in with the torch to the most cringeworthy voiceover ever.