The Coolest Dope Shootin' Muthafucking cupcakeah Say WHAT?

SuperPimp Obama

God and Emperor of America
Let me introduce myself, to first the Brothers and then to the pale, limp dicked Caspars out there.
I am President Barack Obama and I am fucking the brains out of your white women as we speak. That's right, muthafuckers. I got them spread out on my desk and me and the Attorney General are running a train on their cavewoman asses.
and I AM the coolest dope shootin' muthafucking cupcakeah on the fqace of the planet. All I got to do to make one of your bitches polish my pecker is to POINT, bitches. Me and A.G shoot heroin on the weekends then fuck like wild animals on the weekdays.
The question is when are you slackjawed, gap toothed, albino assed muthafuckahs going to respect that I am the HNC?! That's right muthafuckers, I am the Head cupcakeah In Chief. I know you pale ass Caspers can't DEAL with a muthafucking cupcakeah being The Man. Oh yeah, I know you klan fuckers would LOOOVE to hang my ass from a tree. Only one problem, you meth amphetamine snorting. moonshine swigging, trailer trash inbred fucks:I got the MOTHERFUCKING ARMY behind me assholes!
As I write this, some blue eyed White Devil is crying into his white lightning jug. Don't worry Jeb; I promise to not shoot my load in her pussy but on her face. HA HA HA..FUCKING CRACKER!!!
 

starguard

Unluckiest Charm in the Box
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