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The Cops Are Everywhere

ctmelvital

ctmelvital

more cookies please?
Seriously. EVERYWHERE.

Got pulled over today. Kinda. The cop waved her glowing stick but after about half a minute signalled for me to get back on the road without ever talking to me - she was busy talking to the Irish guy driving in front of me. :bergman:

Then, again, tonight - I'm crossing the bridge into Switzerland and there they are again, hiding in the dark.

This ain't good - barely a day goes by without me seeing them somewhere. Maybe they are looking for someone today, maybe they aren't. Maybe it's all about Schengen and will end soon enough, maybe it isn't and it won't but I certainly don't like it one bit.
 
And another one today. Watching out for the kids crossing the street, I guess (except there were no kids).
There might have been one more, hiding with his car but I only saw him in the rear mirror so I'm not sure whether it was a cop or a construction worker.
 
That's just the Illuminati preparing to take over.

The massive layoffs that Chinese companies have been waiting until after the Chinese New Year to carry out will cause widespread riots and discontent. Their government will look for some kind of external distraction and begin pressing the Taiwan issue, and the US will respond likewise. Soon, we'll have a war, and it'll be bye-bye 300 years of relative freedom and enlightenment.

I read it on a website somewhere!
 
Well, I read that Bush caused WW III - it was on Wikipedia so it has to be true.
We'll see whether there'll be more cops tomorrow. And on Thurday. And on Friday. I'm leaving the house on all those days so chances are good.

This is worrying.
 
Move out of the crack house.
 
There's no crack round these parts. Geez, it's not like I live in the U.S.
 
Scotland is completely lawless.
 
What kind of country doesn't have crack? WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR CRACK WHORES?
 
Urlika Johnson.
 
There aren't any crack whores. About an hour on the train is probably the closest place.
Apparently there's a brothel about ten mins away by car with alright quality hookers.
 
Three more in the city I went to today - I guess those could kinda be defendable except it's a city of 70k people and I saw them in a time span of about 20 minutes. Then another one on the way home who'd pulled someone over.
Yep, the police state is coming.
 
Today's gonna be exciting. No driving so I don't know how that'll come into play...
 
Ah, I was unnecessarily worried - saw another three cop cars today despite not driving myself. Was barely out of the house for five minutes when I came across the first one. :D
 
Yep, another one on the autobahn behind me today...
 
The obvious solution is to join the police force.
 
How arresting
 
And another two pulling people over on the autobahn today. Maybe it was because of the WEF and next week'll be better? Who knows.

No intention of joining the cops. The pay is probably lousy anyway.
 
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