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the couple upstairs is having an epic throwdown.

Ishcabittle

Ishcabittle

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he's pitching stuff down their stairs, clack boom clack boom. she's yelling, he's yelling, right above my bedroom. kinda hard to sleep through that.
 
"stop it, let me pack my stuff..."

"get out, get out, get out, get out..."

"i just wanna pack my stuff, that's all I want to do..."

"can't we just talk, i love you baby, let me hug you..."
 
"you're being a psycho bitch"

"shut up, shut up, stop that, you're hurting me"

"is this what you want?"

"stop throwing stuff at me!"
 
Call the police. They'll arrest one of them, and the other will go to bail them out. Hence, a few hours rest.
 
RobL said:
Call the police. They'll arrest one of them, and the other will go to bail them out. Hence, a few hours rest.
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When me and my friend got evicted from his flat back in 2003 we moved in with an 18-year-old single mother who was a friend of ours since we were screwed for a place to live. Her ex-boyfriend came round at 1 in the morning one night banging on the door and causing trouble and they both started having a verbal fight in the carpark at the front of the house. First we contemplated going outside and kicking his ass but due to being rather stoned and in a more comedy orientated mood we decided to call the police and report a domestic disturbance instead. Then we watched out the window as the police arrived and dragged him away. It was most amusing.

No, seriously.. we were pissing ourselves laughing.
 
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