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The Crazy Bastard & Gagh Spam Thread

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Hiya CB, good day?
 
I did not, and I am enraged you could suggest such a thing!
 
Well, I guess things could be better.
 
It's a wonderful day in the neighborhood, a wonderful day... Could you be mine? Would you be mine?

Amusing now that I think back on that song.
 
It's cold, but I've just put a sweater on straight out of the drier for extra warmth. Now I'm warm & happy. I have a Belgian Bjn & a cup of tea. Life is simple, but good.
 
I do believe it is time to fry up some chicken in bacon grease and garlic. A nice chardonnay awaits with it.
 
Was it good?
 
I mistook the white. It was a Pinot Grigio, not a chardonnay. The chicken was great. The wine, so-so.
 
Go for a red next time. Château Lacroix. Yum.
 
Normally we drink Chiantis. Sometimes an Italian Merlot, too. But, of course, we eat a lot of red meat. Last night was chicken.

I'll look for a Chateau next time I'm at the store, but I hold little hope for extra nice wines in this ghost town...
 
It sounds familiar - I might have had it when I bought wine in California. Bigger foreign wine selection down there.
 
Good to see them getting along good!
 
We despise each other, but we each have posters of the other hanging on our wall. It's one of those "if they ever get together they will conquer the universe" kind of thing.

But never fear, we each have hordes of brown-skinned, loin-cloth natives guarding our respective temples and insuring no Iowa Jones releases the dread power to unite the two halves.
 
I jerk off on my poster. Luckily I wank superglue, so it's not all useless - I can sell it!
 
I feel abused.
 
Our posters are in shreds, mirroring our dignity as we desperately try to malign the other in feeble attempts to fortify our own self images.

The tragedy...
 
May I spam in your thread as well?
 
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