THE DATABASE OF LIES

Lord Raffles · Dec 9, 2006

The Benny Hill Show is aired somewhere in the world every three hours.

headvoid · Dec 9, 2006

We will all go the way of Benny Hill eventually

Lord Raffles · Dec 9, 2006

Athlete's foot was created by the Germans in 1943 as part of the Nazi Biological Warefare program.

headvoid · Dec 9, 2006

Kissing the Blarney Stone was originally a euphemism for Buggery. They invented the actual stone later to save the blushes of an Irish Nobleman.

Loktar · Dec 10, 2006

I invented post-it notes.

SilentBtViolent · Dec 10, 2006

Pretty soon this chick's going to realize that I'm not a STALKER, I'm a ROMANTIC.

CaptainWacky · Dec 12, 2006

Onions were first discovered by Louis Walsh.

FBI parte due · Dec 12, 2006

Peter Tosh wasn't a TOTAL CUNT. ODFIGADF

CaptainWacky · Dec 12, 2006

Peter from the Narnia books was based on Prince Albert.

jack · Dec 12, 2006

Michael Nesmith's mom created Liquid Paper.

jack · Dec 12, 2006

Marilyn Manson was that kid with the glasses in The Wonder Years

CaptainWacky · Dec 12, 2006

Bono isn't a prat.

headvoid · Dec 13, 2006

The Dutch invented Belgium as a branding exercise to attract the financial grey market

Tisiphone · Dec 13, 2006

Frodo and Sam were not lovers.

Ishcabittle · Dec 13, 2006

Burt and Ernie were also not lovers.

Cassie · Dec 13, 2006

Oscar the grouch did not have butsecks with Big Bird

CaptainWacky · Dec 13, 2006

Polar bears are actually racoons.

Cassie · Dec 13, 2006

Raccoons actually run all the major corporations in the US, and are plotting to kill us all in our sleep.

CaptainWacky · Dec 13, 2006

Hitler had the world's largest collection of Lord Raffles books and DVDs.

Cassie · Dec 13, 2006

Hitler had a cat that liked to read poetry to it's little mice victims before putting them into an oven.