CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Geese don't know when to stop...
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The Detective Dr Dave Adventures: The Goose Conspiracy
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Dr Dave
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Episode 13: The phone call
The Goosefather sat in his office, he was rather displeased and was telling one of his henchmen so.
"The plan is not working, WHERE IS THAT BLASTED DETECTIVE DR DAVE!" he shouted
"I err...We could always have them eat Loktar, that might work!" replied the henchmen.
Before The GoosFather could reply, the phone rang.
"Yes?" asked The Goose Father
"Hello Goose Father, this is Detective Dr Dave. I just wanted to let you know, I'm coming to your office to arrest you, and toss your geese in a wood chipper." said Detective Dr Dave
"How dare you, like you even know where I am!" shouted The Goose Father, pounding his fist on his desk (which caused some of of the geese in the room to turn their heads around and hiss).
"Don't be to sure of that. Good day!" said Detective Dr Dave, who then hung up the phone.
...
"Do you think it will work?" asked Cassie
"Do we even know where he is?" asked Tisiphone
"We do indeed, look up there to the office up there" said Detective Dr Dave, handing a pair of binoculars to Cassie "Geese don't useually look out of office windows of high rise buildings".
"Well there you go!" said Cassie excitedly.
"Time get moving." said Detective Dr Dave
To be continued...
The Goosefather sat in his office, he was rather displeased and was telling one of his henchmen so.
"The plan is not working, WHERE IS THAT BLASTED DETECTIVE DR DAVE!" he shouted
"I err...We could always have them eat Loktar, that might work!" replied the henchmen.
Before The GoosFather could reply, the phone rang.
"Yes?" asked The Goose Father
"Hello Goose Father, this is Detective Dr Dave. I just wanted to let you know, I'm coming to your office to arrest you, and toss your geese in a wood chipper." said Detective Dr Dave
"How dare you, like you even know where I am!" shouted The Goose Father, pounding his fist on his desk (which caused some of of the geese in the room to turn their heads around and hiss).
"Don't be to sure of that. Good day!" said Detective Dr Dave, who then hung up the phone.
...
"Do you think it will work?" asked Cassie
"Do we even know where he is?" asked Tisiphone
"We do indeed, look up there to the office up there" said Detective Dr Dave, handing a pair of binoculars to Cassie "Geese don't useually look out of office windows of high rise buildings".
"Well there you go!" said Cassie excitedly.
"Time get moving." said Detective Dr Dave
To be continued...
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
The Goose Father has slipped up FOR THE LAST TIME.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Use the line "Is that a horse? OR FOUR BEAVERS!?" as well.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
As long as it fits the story!
Dr Dave
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Episode 14: Goosed Part 1
"Does everybody understand the plan?" asked Detective Dr Dave
"We do." said Cassie
"Do you think it will work?" asked Tisiphone
"Yes, it is the last thing he will expect." replied Detective Dr Dave, who started walking. Both Cassie and Tisiphone (Lady Detectives) began walking in their assigned directions.
Dr Dave as he got near the building stopped and said "Is that a horse? OR FOUR BEAVERS!?". What had prompted this odd and seemingly not part of the case sort of line was somebody familior staging a public art display. It was none other then CaptainWacky. This was good timing, for the building guards and several geese were busy trying to keep CaptainWacky from going into the building, so Detective Dr Dave just went in, which he would have done anyway, after kicking a few geese out of the way.
Detective Dr Dave went to the elevator, which needed a special key, but he promptly punched it, and it opend (a trick he had learned from Bick's sister). Upon exiting the elevator, he blew past the startled guards and into the Goose Father's office.
"What the!?!" said The Goose Father startled
"Well well well...Goose Father. Time to fuck off and die." said Detective Dr Dave
To be continued...
"Does everybody understand the plan?" asked Detective Dr Dave
"We do." said Cassie
"Do you think it will work?" asked Tisiphone
"Yes, it is the last thing he will expect." replied Detective Dr Dave, who started walking. Both Cassie and Tisiphone (Lady Detectives) began walking in their assigned directions.
Dr Dave as he got near the building stopped and said "Is that a horse? OR FOUR BEAVERS!?". What had prompted this odd and seemingly not part of the case sort of line was somebody familior staging a public art display. It was none other then CaptainWacky. This was good timing, for the building guards and several geese were busy trying to keep CaptainWacky from going into the building, so Detective Dr Dave just went in, which he would have done anyway, after kicking a few geese out of the way.
Detective Dr Dave went to the elevator, which needed a special key, but he promptly punched it, and it opend (a trick he had learned from Bick's sister). Upon exiting the elevator, he blew past the startled guards and into the Goose Father's office.
"What the!?!" said The Goose Father startled
"Well well well...Goose Father. Time to fuck off and die." said Detective Dr Dave
To be continued...
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
That sounds like my kind of public art display!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Where do you get these crazy ideas!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Maybe reality is your crazy idea.
Dr Dave
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Episode 15: Goosed Part 2
"I think not Detective Dr Dave, YOU FUCKED HAM!" shouted the Goose father as suddenly 30 geese came in from the celing and descended on Detective Dr Dave.
Detective Dr Dave began hitting the geese with a cricket bat he had smuggled in, and as according to plan suddenly Cassie and Tisiphone Lady Detectives burst through the side windows and began shooting the geese.
"NO!" shouted The Goose Father, but it was too late as all the geese lay dead.
The Goose Father stepped forward, but slipped on some goose shit, falling back he hit his head on his fancy evil desk, he was dead.
"The Goose Father has slipped up FOR THE LAST TIME." said CaptainWacky who had just walked into the room.
"Indeed." replied Detective Dr Dave
"So uh...what do we do now?" asked Tisiphone
"We should burn the place down!" shouted Cassie rather excitedly (perhaps a bit too so)
"Normally I would not object to that idea, but alas there are many innocent civilians here, and I think the government would object anyway." replied Detective Dr Dave
Cassie made her mad face and kicked a gooses corpse.
"I think this whole matter calls for many drinks at the nearest dive bar, then I am off on Vacation!" replied Detective Dr Dave
"Hazza!" shouted Cassie, Tisiphone, CaptainWacky, and Loktar (who had just appeared on his park bench).
The End.
"I think not Detective Dr Dave, YOU FUCKED HAM!" shouted the Goose father as suddenly 30 geese came in from the celing and descended on Detective Dr Dave.
Detective Dr Dave began hitting the geese with a cricket bat he had smuggled in, and as according to plan suddenly Cassie and Tisiphone Lady Detectives burst through the side windows and began shooting the geese.
"NO!" shouted The Goose Father, but it was too late as all the geese lay dead.
The Goose Father stepped forward, but slipped on some goose shit, falling back he hit his head on his fancy evil desk, he was dead.
"The Goose Father has slipped up FOR THE LAST TIME." said CaptainWacky who had just walked into the room.
"Indeed." replied Detective Dr Dave
"So uh...what do we do now?" asked Tisiphone
"We should burn the place down!" shouted Cassie rather excitedly (perhaps a bit too so)
"Normally I would not object to that idea, but alas there are many innocent civilians here, and I think the government would object anyway." replied Detective Dr Dave
Cassie made her mad face and kicked a gooses corpse.
"I think this whole matter calls for many drinks at the nearest dive bar, then I am off on Vacation!" replied Detective Dr Dave
"Hazza!" shouted Cassie, Tisiphone, CaptainWacky, and Loktar (who had just appeared on his park bench).
The End.
Dr Dave
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End Credits:
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Staring:
Dr Dave as Detective Dr Dave
Cassie de la Florida as Detective Cassie
Tisiphone the Captioned as Detective Tisiphone
CaptainWacky as himself
Co staring:
Loktar as himself
Ron Paul lookalike as The Goose Father
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Detective Dr Dave will return in a brand new adventure in Detective Dr Dave: Mystery on Sasquatch Mountain.
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Staring:
Dr Dave as Detective Dr Dave
Cassie de la Florida as Detective Cassie
Tisiphone the Captioned as Detective Tisiphone
CaptainWacky as himself
Co staring:
Loktar as himself
Ron Paul lookalike as The Goose Father
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Detective Dr Dave will return in a brand new adventure in Detective Dr Dave: Mystery on Sasquatch Mountain.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Killed by his own fancy evil desk: how ironic!!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Why does a desk need to be fancy anyway! What's next, fancy chairs!?