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The DLA Suxz0rz

Dammit! Why didn't anybody tell us that Abu Zarqawi (whatever that means) was at

"the internet to see the latest news"

FUCK we thought he was in Iraq!
 
I am from Iraq.

My name literally meand "man from Zarqa".

some people believe it to be an alias I use to disguse my real identity. They may be right, even the Tkjahideen don't know.

Kylie is the only person, other than me, to know my real identity.

Kylie is very nice. She will be my seventeenth wife.
 
Abu to be in the next Celebrity Big Brother? "I CALL JIHAD ON THE OTHER HOUSEMATES!"
 
Them's be Klingons, on the starboard bough!

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SilentBtViolent said:
And Zarqa is in Jordan, genius.
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I am well aware of that.

Like I said, It is an alias; supposed to confuse infidel enemies like the DLA.

I do not consider SilentBtViolent to be an enemy, hence I do not call you an infidel, nor attempt to confuse you.

Your praise in calling Abu Zarqawi a genius is not needed. I do not claim to be clever, I just follow the teachings of MoManners and TKAllah in the TKoran.
 
Abu Zarqawi said:
I just follow the teachings of MoManners and TKAllah in the TKoran.
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I must admit I once rocked the moniker "Grand Ayatrollah" so I can't really throw stones. MoManners...

Is your agenda to reestablish the TKaliphate?
 
Why would the successor to MoManners need to be reestablished, when MoManners is present with us already?

There is no need. The brothers of the Tkjahideen are meerly clearing a path for MoManners to walk on.

TKAllah Ackbar! Admiral Ackbar!
 
TKSM, A New Brother in TKIslam has come to the fold.

Welcome my sibling. Have a Kylie CD, and warm yourself by the fire of MX's clothes.
 
Thanks man.

How's it hanging Zarqawi? Thing are pretty cool with me, ready to kick some infidel ass.

I also think I need some bigger shirts, the necks of all my shirts are stretched out like a mutha.

TKallah akbar!
 
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