The drunk spam thread

[Hambil]

Can I make 10,000? 500 or so posts? Can I spam in here? I don't think I can do it. I'm not a spammer. I can't post stuff that doesn't matter. It has to matter. I MATTER DAMNIT!

Maybe I can spam argue with myself, I'm good at that. That's a start.

 

[Hambil]

Maybe I can spam argue with myself, I'm good at that. That's a start.

Fix the board, rat.

 

[Hambil]

Could you be more specific about what is broken?

 

[Hambil]

Your face

 

[Hambil]

It's your face two?

 

[Hambil]

Which side? Mr. two faced rat?

 

[Hambil]

I'm not two faced! Jack totally over reacted!

 

[Hambil]

Why so obsessed with jack?

 

[Hambil]

What? I.. um.. sputter sputter... I mention him once and I'm obsessed?

 

[Hambil]

You did bake a jack shaped cookie and force feed it to your cat...

 

[Hambil]

I just wanted to see what Jack shitted out of a cats ass looked like, is that so wrong?

 

[Hambil]

It looked like cat shit - couldn't tell it from the other cat shit, could you? FAIL!

 

[Hambil]

Ooooh, I hate you.

 

[Hambil]

Yeah, get in line, take a number, cry me a river you jerk.

 

[Hambil]

SHUTUP!

 

[Hambil]

NO YOU!

 

[Hambil]

Well, I guess that's over.

 

[Hambil]

9,583 - almost there.

 

[Hambil]

Idget.

 

[Hambil]

Fuck you