The Dutchman files: A Cassie Adventure

[Dr Dave]

Episode 1: Knife plus angry Cassie.

Cassie woke up on a boat.

"Ah my head" Said Cassie

Cassie heard people talking. She got up felt around her leg and found her knife.

Cassie walked toward the voices, entered the galley. One of the men turned around.

"Ah you're awake! Boss will be pleased!" said the man

"Who the honkey fuck sticks are you MOFO!" said Cassie as she was sharpening her knife on a pipe.

"We shanghined you for BIG DUTCHMAN!" said the man

"Who the fuck is fucking big fuckdamn dutchman?" asked Cassie

"Calm down...He loves you ever since you bought him a beer last week" said the man

"I am so going to cut you..."

And so it went Cassie cut off all the crews dicks.

"Now to go cut Big Dutchman's penis off" said Cassie

To be continued...

 

[CaptainWacky]

I can't wait to learn more about the complex character Big Dutchman.

 

[Tisiphone]

Is he in league with The Chinaman?

 

[Dr Dave]

Episode 2: Love

The Dutchman placed a phone call.

The phone rang and rang.

"Chinaman here!" said The Chinaman

"Chinaman, Big Dutchman here!" said The Big Dutchman

"Bra, whatz up!?" asked The Chinaman

"Well, my plan to blow up those onion farms are on track, but more importantly, I'm In love!" said The Big Dutchman

"Indeed, do you need any ancient Chinese fun pillz?" asked The Chinaman

"Are you still marketing those bark dust filled pillz, I'm not an american, I won't fall for that garbage!" asked The Big Dutchman

"Hahaha! Yes, it's a good market. I want to fill them with rancid jello, but need a good supplier!" Said The Chinaman

A goon walked up to The Big Dutchman and said "Sir, a boat approches, but they do not answer our radio call"

"Hmm... something is afoot... Perhaps my love is more crafty then 10 mad ferrets...Well I got to go Chinaman, good luck with your rancid jello pillz plan" said The Big Dutchman

"And to you." Replied The Chinaman

Big Dutchman put down the phone and turned to the goon and said to him "Let them dock, but keep an eye on them, from a distance. Make sure you are not seen."

"Yes sir" replied the goon

To be continued...