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THE EGGS IN VEGAS SPAM FOR MONEY THREAD

Conchaga said:
In that case we all get wooshed off to OZ where little people sing about LOLIPOPS and LULZABYS.
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But I don't want to go to OZ.
 
Why not? We can play some Munchkin tossing.
 
That's still illegal in 42 states.
 
I only play blackjack and slots as well. And after I posted, I went to the gay bars and had an OK time with some go-go boys and a delicious twink selling test-tube shots. Then I got back to the hotel around 2 and decided to have one more go at the tables. I put some money down at one blackjack table, and an hour later I was up $500, and basically even for the week. WHOO-HOO!

BTW, if any of you go to Vegas, if you choose the Luxor, definitely get a Tower room, not a Pyramid room in the main resort. The tower rooms are newer and more opulent, and have more amenities. The pyramid rooms are sparse and showing their age.

Now I'm back. Yippee.
 
I'm glad you didn't have to fly home shirtless!
 
Believe me, so was everyone else in first class. ;)
 
Welcome Back Eggs

Loktar said:
Why not? We can play some Munchkin tossing.
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Well that does sound fun..

Lets go toss some munchkins!
 
*Runs to Dunkin Donuts and gets a box of Munchkins*
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
I only play blackjack and slots as well. And after I posted, I went to the gay bars and had an OK time with some go-go boys and a delicious twink selling test-tube shots. Then I got back to the hotel around 2 and decided to have one more go at the tables. I put some money down at one blackjack table, and an hour later I was up $500, and basically even for the week. WHOO-HOO!

BTW, if any of you go to Vegas, if you choose the Luxor, definitely get a Tower room, not a Pyramid room in the main resort. The tower rooms are newer and more opulent, and have more amenities. The pyramid rooms are sparse and showing their age.

Now I'm back. Yippee.
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Opulent....Nice touch! ;)
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
*Runs to Dunkin Donuts and gets a box of Munchkins*
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Will we be tossing them at the homeless?
 
No, because they'll only pick them up and eat them. Plus I have an unfair advantage, I'd only have to toss it about 18 inches from my front door.
 
What about hippies, can we toss it at them?
 
Dr Dave said:
What about hippies, can we toss it at them?
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Not unless the munchkins are made of soy, tofu, or wheatgrass.
 
See thats the idea, they will eat them and have an alergic reaction.
 
sure. that makes sense.
 
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