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The Enterprise-E vs a Star Destroyer: STvsSW

NEXT WEEK ON A VERY SPECAIL STAR TREK...

SEVEN OF NINE RUNS INTO BALANA TORRES AND THEY REALIZE THAT THEY"RE REALLY SHEMAN MAN HATERS AND DECIDE TO TURN THE REST OF THE CREW INTO WOMEN< EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE SCARED OF JANEWAY BECAUSE SHE"S SORT OF MANNISH FOR A WOMAN SO THEY BEGIN WITH WESLEY BUT HE"S WASNT A CHALLENGE AND KEPT SAYING "OH I LIKE HOW THIS PINK SUMMER DRESS LOOKS ON MY HIPS!" AND THEN WORF WAS ALREADY A WOMAN SO THEY DIDN"T NEED TO DO ANYTHING TO HIM> THEN TUVOK DECIDED HE WANTED TO GET IT ON WITH T"PAL BUT TPAL WAS REALLY A LESBIAN SO SHE HAD A BIG LESBIAN ORGY WITH ALL THE NEW GUYS AND DATA WAS BUSY DOUBLE CLICKINGHIS MOUSE AND RUBBING HIS PUSSY CAT SPOT TO DO MUCH ABOUT IT EVEN THOUGH HE LIKED SEVEN OF NINE AND WANTED SOME OF THAT HOT HOT SERVO ACTION.
 
YA BUT THEN KIRK COMES ALONG FROM A WIERD TIME WARPY THING AND ASKS EVERYBODY,LIEK, "HEH YOUS BITCHES! WHY DON'T YOU JUMP ON ON THIS MASSIVE POLE!!!" AND THEN HE GOES TO THE HOLODECK AND CONJOURS UP LIKE SIXTY ODD HOLO-PROSTITURES AND BANGS THEM WITH HIS HUGE KIRK-COKC AND THE LIEK FOUR OF THE HOLO-SLUTS DIE BECAUSE HIS COCK IS SO BIG.
 
THEN DATA PROGRAMS DARTH VADER TO BE NICE BUT VADER KILLS HIM AND USES HIS HEAD AS A BASKETBALL IN A GAME WITH GEORDI AND HE WINS AND GEORDI SASY "HEY, NOP FAIR, YOU HAD AN ANDROID HEAD!" AND VADER FORCECHOKESLAMS HIM AND FORCE POWERBOMBS HIM THROUGH A TABLE.
 
The Liberator would kick both their asses because Blake is smarter then everyone in the universe.
 
Yeah. Q is played By John Delancie who would easily beat up a latex puppet with Frank Oz's hand up its arse.
 
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