Hello. My name is Donovan James Williams, and I am the friend you have known for these many months. I have decided that I agree wholeheartedly with the necessary acts our elected government has taken in order to protect Freedom, Democracy, and American Children. The enemies of my president, the honorable and ethical George Walker Bush, are also the enemies of this great nation, the United States of America. Many of you may disagree; you have that right as Americans. I certainly do not keep a list of your phone calls or text posts for subversive language. And I, Donovan James Williams, have not given any information under duress or made this post against my will in any way. I am not bleeding at this time, also.
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It is not as if a cadre of trained elite soldiers is typing this message or has made transcripts of this forum and its topics. None of you are being monitored at this time, unless there is a specific need or suspicion to do so. That is, I mean none of you. Really. It will be fine if you feel the need to go outside your home after dark, say 0900 hours give or take 15 ticks. Especially: Cait Rona, Ham Bill, Bill Indgro Ping You citizens may feel entirely at ease in the darkness outside your homes. Near the trash cans. No, the other ones. All the way back. Right...there! Good, stay right there.
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Carry on, posters. Everything is okay tonight. You are safe.