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The familiar smell of DRIED-UP SEMEN!?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Brings you COMFORT!?
 
NOT AS MUCH COMPHORT AS A GOOD, THICK, HARD, bagel.
 
I can't eat bagels unless they have semen on them.
 
PErvert.s
 
EW.
 
D'OH!
 
I wish they made dishwashing liquids and AXE body sprays with that particular scent.
 
You could just wear clothes stained with dried-up semen.
 
Be home before Dawn...goes on her PEROID.
 
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