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The first test of a new father...

Neil

Neil

Out of the closet
isn't whether he can make a baby... but whether he can build the crib!

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Nope... They keep trying to get me to change my nephew's, but I tell 'im I'll wait for the arrival of my OWN kid.

Very soon, though... About a month, or so.
 
Blindgroping said:
Toxic green velcro shit will be the next test.
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LMAO

And then my wife's all... "you know... I was 3 weeks early."

WHAT? You mean there's a possibility this kid'll be born in June!? No way, man, you said JULY - that's the plan! No changing the plan, damnit! I need JUNE!!!!

And it just goes on from there.
 
Bladev1 said:
After the first one, you'll learn expensive doesn't work.The second kid always gets shit on,lol
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Testify, man.

Thankfully, the grandparents (this is their first grandkid) sprung for the expensive crib.

It's SO gonna get trashed.
 
That's cool Neil - a little masculine perhaps, so let's hope your wife is right about what she thought she saw at the last scan!
 
^SNORT!

Neil, it's awesome!!! When you said crib, I pictured some small little basssinette kinda thing! What kind of wood did you use? Is that a cherry stain?

saaay...do you ever build really big back steps / really small porches? ;)
 
curiousa2z said:
^SNORT!

saaay...do you ever build really big back steps / really small porches? ;)
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:D a big back step = a small porch! wow.....and Neil if the answer is yes, I may need to ship you over here, I have some work that needs doing
 
I would LOVE to build something in the way of a back deck/porch THING, but I have never done anything like that, yet.

Gotta finish these kennels for the dogs first!
 
Congrats on the baby Neil....:D

But you should know babies arrive when they want,
not when your ready....*giggle*
 
Neil said:
Testify, man.

Thankfully, the grandparents (this is their first grandkid) sprung for the expensive crib.

It's SO gonna get trashed.
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Grandparents are the best for that. My dad paid for diapers for almost 2 yrs, what a help that was...
 
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Dog kennels are DONE, man.

The white powdery stuff is blow. *ahem* I mean, ant killer.

Still no baby. Which is good, 'cuz I got shit to do. I told the wife to convince the kid that if it can hold off until it's due date (this Saturday) I'd bump it's allowance up an additional $.25/week.

The wife's doing fine, but is ready to be done with the whole affair.

Ok, I'm out.

If I keep coming back you guys'll never miss me.
 
*squeals* Neil :) Hi sweetie, good to see you - no matter how briefly :) My thoughts are with your wife (not you - you've got it easy) for her sake I hope the baby arrives on or before saturday.

And hoorah for the dog kennels being done, one thing you can cross of your long list of 'to do' items ;)
 
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