THE FIRST TROLL

[The Harlot]

God wears his pants hanging off his ass?

Hmmm.

OMG!

Does God even have an ass?

 

[jack]

You've met Thuggie, Jack. Don't play dumb.

Now, are you pwned by this, or not?

 

[jack]

I think you're pretty funny, (for a dumb fucking asshat I mean.)

 

[Gurk_MacGuintey]

You talk to yourself a lot, don't you?

 

[jack]

 

[jack]

This is fun, d00d. I could own your board probably just as easily.

 

[Gurk_MacGuintey]

Have at it. I like how definitions are malleable and amorphous things for you.

You vote democrat, don't you?

 

[jack]

Yeah, Bernie Sanders would be a Perfect Example of the way I vote Democratic

 

[Cranky Bastard]

ahahahaha.... oh hell.

I don't think Jack is a democrat; he doesn't seem the stupid type.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Bernie Sanders? The avowed socialist!?

 

[jack]

He's fucking awesome.

 

[jack]

He 'mo kick some rank and file azz this winter

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Bernie is certainly unusual.

 

[jack]

It's true. He might be genuinely an "honest" politician. The way I mean that, is...he tends to force the issue by using the rules that exist. He wants health care. You'll probably see some focus on that as a result of his influence in the next couple of years. Because all he's done is WORK HIS FUCKING ASS OFF FOR THE LAST DECADE in the House, he's extremely well connected on both sides.

Should be good.

 

[The Harlot]

IMO, being called a democrat is worse than being called a cupcakeer.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Eh, the two-party system is as shitty as the Jesse Jackson faction. All of them are only interested in butt-fucking the american public.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

At least Bernie, even though a socialist, is outside of it.

 

[jack]

What if you're a cupcakeer democrat?

 

[The Harlot]

What if you're a cupcakeer democrat?

That sounds fucked up.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Like Obama? Someone shoot him, please.