The FUCK VALENTINES DAY Thread

[Dark Pickle]

Is it over yet?

Stupid goddamn made up day to trick you into buying useless crap that it is.

Wrote a poem about it, hunt the other boards and you might find it

 

[Dark Pickle]

FUCK VALENTINE’S DAY!

Where’s that fucking

Little cherub?

I’d like to find the

Irresponsible bastard

Shove every arrow

In his quiver

Deep inside his ass

Then rip his wings off

Feed them to him

Drown him in a vat

Of melted chocolate

Chop his corpse up

Pack the pieces

In little heart shaped

Boxes and mail them

Off to every bitch that

Ever broke my heart

 

[Love Child]

!

 

[Dark Pickle]

 

[Dr Dave]

Mine went pretty good.

 

[Ilyanna]

I had sex, a massage, cake, booze and a good movie.
Not bad considering how completely ignorant we were of the fact that it was V-Day.

 

[Ancalagon]

Is it just just Valentine's and Christmas, or does every holiday have a "Fuck _____" thread at TK?

 

[Ilyanna]

We once tried to do a Fuck ____ thread for every day of the year, but then we got too sexually exhausted and limited to special events.

 

[Dark Pickle]

I had sex, a massage, cake, booze and a good movie.
Not bad considering how completely ignorant we were of the fact that it was V-Day.

GOOD FOR YOU!

Is it just just Valentine's and Christmas, or does every holiday have a "Fuck _____" thread at TK?

Thanksgiving, definately.

 

[Loktar]

I had sex, a massage, cake, booze and a good movie.
Not bad considering how completely ignorant we were of the fact that it was V-Day.

I had solo sex, McD's, watched two good movies on Cinemax, and hung out online.

 

[Dark Pickle]

I ALIENATED A GOOD FRIEND AND SMOKED WEED!

GO TEAM VENTURE!

 

[Dr Dave]

I did stuff.

 

[EnglishRose]

I hid....is it over now? have the heart shaped balloons gone limp or floated away? can I crawl out from under the bed?

 

[Dark Pickle]

I hid....is it over now? have the heart shaped balloons gone limp or floated away? can I crawl out from under the bed?

Yes dear...the nightmare is over!

 

[Ilyanna]

GOOD FOR YOU!

WHAT?? SHOULD I HAVE TOLD HIM TO NOT FUCK OR MASSAGE ME AND PUT IN A CRAPPY MOVIE OUT OF LOYALTY TO THE BADLANDS?? (Would have loved to see his face upon hearing that *snicker*)

AND STOP SHOUTING AT ME, I CAN'T STAND YOU BEING ANGRY AT ME!!!

 

[EnglishRose]

Yes dear...the nightmare is over!

excellent

 

[Love Child]

I hid....is it over now? have the heart shaped balloons gone limp or floated away? can I crawl out from under the bed?

No, it is not over. In my country we celebrate Valentines day for one full week.

 

[Dr Dave]

No we don't.

 

[Love Child]

No we don't.

In my country we do.

 

[Dr Dave]

You're in the same one as me, so im fairly sure ur wrong.