The Fucking Haiku Thread

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[Cock]

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[Internet Troll]

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[jack]

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[Cock]

Those aren't Haikus.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku

hush


in the winter wind
your grammar sluices through me
fuck it anyway

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I once won an online haiku contest with the following:

Shut up James Cameron
Shut the fuck up James Cameron
Shut up James Cameron​

 

[I Love Cunt]

Good Thread

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Anyone remember a "spam haiku" viral email that made the rounds in the wee days of the interwebs?

fat man sidles up
"I eat spam daily," he says
angioplasty​

 

[Consumer]

One can like fucking
far too many syllables
for fellatio

 

[FBI parte due]

MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG
Hot dreams of her butt nightly
I awake turgid

 

[FBI parte due]

Those aren't Haikus.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku_in_English