The future for Bieber?

[CaptainWacky]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/jan/27/justin-bieber-pop-idols-never-die?CMP=twt_gu

By the time he reaches the front of the queue, showbiz sites are running catty stories calling him "Justin Bitter" and mocking him for turning on fans. As a result, the man at the desk refuses to serve him. Yelling obscenities, Bieber is kicked out of the building. He tumbles down the steps, trips up and somehow, improbably, ends up accidentally sticking his entire index finger up the anus of a passing dog as he tries to break his fall. A passer-by films the whole thing on their mobile and shares it with the world. JUSTIN BEAGLER, they call him. He is disgraced. His follower count drops below zero, which ought to be impossible, but reality makes an exception.

 

[Cassie]

I'M GOING TO CUT MYSELF 5 TIME GIRLFRIEND.

 

[Loktar]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/jan/27/justin-bieber-pop-idols-never-die?CMP=twt_gu

ound::cheer2:

 

[curiousa2z]

does any other country want to claim this young & eligible millionaire for their own?



Anyone?

 

[kaonashi.shinu]

Yeah - take him. We'll throw in a crate of maple syrup!

 

[CaptainWacky]

If the "Bieber fans kicking non-fans to death" future becomes reality I'll be one of those doing the kicking.

 

[Loktar]

If the "Bieber fans kicking non-fans to death" future becomes reality I'll be one of those doing the kicking.

I'll be the one firing the "Bieber sucks!" tshirts into the crowd with my tshirt bazooka.

 

[curiousa2z]

oh and take Celine Dion too.

 

[curiousa2z]

I may never recover from the sight of Bieber towels from the last time I was in the hardware store.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do they sell well?

 

[curiousa2z]

Unknown, Captain.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What would they do if I tried to return the Bieber towel after cumming on it?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Forge his autograph on it, and tell them it's BIEBERCUM.

 

[CaptainWacky]

IT WOULD BECOME A SHRINE.

 

[curiousa2z]

I hear he's making even MORE money now singing about his goddamn broken teenage heart.
(actually IS he still a teen? I DONT KNOW AND CARE LESS)

 

[CaptainWacky]

I've still literally never heard anything he's sung outside of "baby baby baby".

 

[Loktar]

Me too. He was singing some other song at the Victoria Secret Fashion Show but I wasn't paying attention to that.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Same here. I couldn't identify a Bieber song other than Baby Baby Eat Babies.

There might be one or two more where, after hearing a minute of it, I'll say "Oh yeah, I've heard that song, but I didn't know it was his..."

 

[curiousa2z]

same here...we should start a CLUB!

The WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT BIEBER SINGS AND ARE OK WITH THAT club.

Dont tell Cassie she'll cut us.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I am actually rather partial to "Never Say Never". I think it has one of Will Smith's kids in it because why not.