The gay guy presenting BBC News

[Fuddlemiff]

reads the headlines in a "don't you know this already, you disgusting sacks of shit?" tone of voice.

But of course he knows everything first, he has to repeat every headline 20 times an hour and starts working when everyone else goes to bed.

 

[Dr Dave]

He might hate his job.

 

[Gagh]

We've had a Julian Clary-like gay present our regional news for over 10 years - Stuart Norval. Queer as you like, and he has that mincy affected voice. Problem is, he's married with kids. I DON'T UNDERSTAND - AM I GAY HELP INTERNAL CONFLICT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Oooh, mince!

 

[whisky]

Is this the same one who does the bussiness news on breakfast tv?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Could be.. bet he wouldn't mind going down south with Stuart Norval, though!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Bet he wouldn't mind having GAY SEX with GAY MEN either!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Haven't seen him so much lately, it's mostly been Alexander Yates.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe he was fired for bummery.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Maybe he gave bad head? lines.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe he hates freedom.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Maybe he kept announcing "coming up next, MY COCK!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe he died in a cat accident.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Maybe he kept saying "here's Alex Deakin with the weather. Wouldn't mind having a feel of HIS force 9!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

Ooh err!