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THE GET CASSIE A BROADBAND CONNECTION TELETHON

Eggs Mayonnaise

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Welcome! And thanks to all the TKers manning the phones, and please stop breathing heavy and start taking pledges LOL!

*Adjusts tie* Tough room...

Who would like to perform for the folks at home so that they'll call in with their DSL dollars? C'mon, don't be shy!
 
I will record myself singing You Are My Sunshine and post a link to anyone who gets me the DSL. THIS MAY REQUIRE BRIBING GOVT OFFICIALS SINCE THERE IS NO DSL IN MY AREA!!
 
SHOW US YER TITS (in 23 minutes) LOL
 
PIX PLZ ...I'LL WATCH IT LATER!
 
HEY EVERYBODY I'M SUPER EXCITED TO BE HERE AT THE GET CASSIE BROADBAND TELETHON!!! YOU KNOW, WHEN EGGS ASKED ME TO DO THIS HE SAID, "ISH, WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN PERFORMING ONE OF YOUR FAMOUS MONOLOGS FOR CASSIE'S TELETHON?"

I SIMPLY REPLIED LOL, "EGGS, YOU HAD ME AT ISH."

SO KEEP YOUR TELEVISION DIAL TUNED TO THIS FREQUENCY FOR THE DURATION, LADIES AND GEFILTE FISH, IT'S GOING TO BE A WILD RIGHT! LEFT, I MEAN LEFT!
 
STAY TUNED, LATER WE'LL HAVE CAPTAIN WACKY PERFORM ONE OF HIS FAMOUS STREAM OF PEARLY COUSCOUSNESS POSTS!

FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY, FINE AND SUITABLE SIDE DISH!
 
and if I may bring it down for a moment, Tisiphone will tell us of a rapturous tale of love and splendor in the valley of the vagina - ALL THAT AND MORE, STAY TUNED AND DON'T FORGET YOUR PLEDGE!
 
I can't wait!

*wriggles in seat*
 
*sniff sniff*

I can't tell ya'll how happy this makes me. I lost my broadband, most of my underwear and all of my shoes in a hurricane last year. Thank you for your support. IT'S FOR THE CHILDREN!
 
The NEIGHBOURS?
 
lol.. that's what Kathy Griffin always says.
 
CASSIE: HER LIFE ON THE D-LIST (dialup lol)

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I am on dial-up as well

it makes me weep
 
lol- Ive got lowspeed: have to wait for Youtube etc., to download, but I can use the phone whilst on-line.
When they first got internet up here, had dial -up for three weeks - that was bloody awful!! You have my sincere sympathy.
 
I thank you kindly for that sir
 
I'll flash my boobehs for donations.

As for my rapturous tale of love and splendor, you'll have to read the vagina monologues!
 
When I realized that broadband was far off in the future I had to get a second phone line. Not that I yap on the phone much but sometimes I need it, lol.

If more people would get satellite then the price would go down and I could get it too. That bitch on the HughesNet commercials makes me very angry!!! SHE LIES WHEN SHE SAYS IT'S AFFORDABLE :rwmad:
 
tits in bras
 
well now that the jackasses up here have not renewed their contract to pick up English Premiere League soccer in the 2007-2008 season I will HAVE to resort to satellite.

OR BECOME A SERIAL KILLER.
 
Or get a new hobby lol.
 
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