The guys that sold me my computer lied to me..

[starguard]

When I first bought this thing, they said that when I push the button, the little drawer that comes out of the front was a cup holder.

All these years, and I just now discovered that CD's go in there!

Dammit.. cant trust no one nowadays!




You know, the really sad thing is... now I have to find a new place, to put my drinks!!

 

[Sarek]

Sometimes you're funny.

Other times I just pray you don't breed.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Can I hear you pray Sarek? I'd love to hear you pray? Will you pray for me?

 

[Conchaga]

See, I'm kind of the reverse, Sarek. I wonder how stupid his parents must've been to produce such a moronic offspring.