The HABEEB HOTLINE

[starguard]

Hadweeb, Heres one for you:

iF "Ifs and Ands" were Pots and Pans
and the world was one big kitchen..
Of all the people in the world
Who woud be washing dishes?

 

[Ghost Of Habeeb]

Habeeb - Why is it called a "blow" job when the girl is supposed to suck it?

Is still blowing on inside of back of girl head.

 

[Ghost Of Habeeb]

Hadweeb, Heres one for you:

iF "Ifs and Ands" were Pots and Pans
and the world was one big kitchen..
Of all the people in the world
Who woud be washing dishes?

This is you problem?
Ok... if you got 24 odd and end sitting on table and 23 fall off...
what you got left, odd or end?

 

[K Dogg]

Habeeb - How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

 

[Mentalist]

 

[The Question]

I have a mudderfuk problem.

I cannot find any intelligence on this board.

Allow The Great Questioni to field this one, as your portly sow disguised as a raghead failed to grasp it as completely as you have.

Here's what'cha do:

 

[Grammour Boy]

the great questioni has much furniture of avant-garde style - and very neat household - great questioni must be gay​

 

[Racist franknst]

Racist frankenstein have question why kwistion-hamad im racist fraknestein and ask to touch raicst frankenstein wing wong with kwistion -hamad own mouth?

Lou teh beegal say same thing........they same person?

 

[Cthulhu]

Hello everybody!
Welcome to HABEEB HOTLINE !
You got problem?
Habeeb fix you mudderfuk problem!

So what's the number, you moron?

 

[Ghost Of Habeeb]

Allow The Great Questioni to field this one, as your portly sow disguised as a raghead failed to grasp it as completely as you have.

Here's what'cha do:

Once again, the great Questard rears his ugly head. With yet another spectacularly ignorant response. Bravo Questard, bravo!

Now get me a cup of coffee, bitch!

 

[Ghost Of Habeeb]

That's right.....
A soda with some ICE in it, bitches!:laugh:

 

[Cthulhu]

So what's the number, you moron?

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