The "hassle Menty into watching" thread

[Fuddlemiff]

They should put Jack Wilshire in there since he won't be playing any football for a while. THEN MENTY MIGHT WATCH!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

A LITTLE FBIRD TOLD ME HE'S BEEN WATCHING FOOTY SINCE THEN.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He was tweeting about football earlier but he didn't reply to my #hassletweet. I'm not going to send him any more since I promised to keep the hassling to this thread (well, most of it. And Fuddlemiff could tweet me mentioning Menthy's name if he wants!) I'll adopt an aggressive "daily bump" strategy with this thread for the crucial first week. If he doesn't reply by then I'll "give up" and only bump it once or twice a week for three weeks. Then I'll properly give up and only bump it on the final night with a sad smiley.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Lonely hopeless daily bump.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

He posted about it on Facebook!

 

[CaptainWacky]

So he did! Well, that increases the chance that he'll watch it, slightly!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well, I'm going to keep bumping this thread anyway since there's always the possibility that his Facebook was HACKED. And because this thread is my life.

 

[CaptainWacky]

bump.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Bump

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OMG THEY'RE PLAYING FOOTIE IN THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE!

(Yes I'm risking my life but it's getting desperate here)

 

[CaptainWacky]

Bump.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wouldn't keep bumping this if he hadn't given false hope. LAST TIME.

 

[CaptainWacky]

My give up.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

MENTY YOU SEE WHAT YOU DID HERE?

 

[CaptainWacky]

The "I'm just about to post!" message on Facebook was particularly hurtful. Kudos!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I KNOW Menty's in the middle of a huge international move and is in no position to watch ANYTHING on ANY kind of "television", but Celebrity Big Brother starts on Thursday so I thought I'd bump this thread for him OUT OF LOVE.