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The hens are cranky

Dr Dave

Dr Dave

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GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND BAKE US A PIE!
 
THAT'S BECAUSE THE COCKS WON'T DO THEIR JOBS!!!! AND NOOOO, NO PIE FOR YOU UNTIL YOU START BEHAVING AGAIN!
 
WELL WELL WELL, It'S ONE OF THE HENS NOW!

GO COMPLAIN ABOUT MEN SOMEPLACE ELSE!
 
NO I WON'T BECAUSE I AM A WOMAN WHO CAN BAKE AND YOU ARE NOT SO I CAN GO AND COMPLAIN ANYWHERE I WANT AND YOU CAN DO NOTHING BECAUSE YOU WILL SOON BE DESPERATE FOR PIE AND COME CRAWLING BACK TO US WITH LOADS OF APOLOGIES!
 
I say we replace her with a younger model.
 
You want a younger model? You couldn't handle a younger model!

Old crust.
 
As far as I can tell, you and Tisi have been clearly identified as stale old crusts in a previous thread.

Or was it "husks"?
 
Same thing really.
 
Gosh, you two are so cute when you try to act all manly! :hug:
 
We try sir.
 
I will accept all the women of TK into my harem, all you gotta do to join is beat my wife in a fight!
 
I HAVE LEARNED THROUGH EXPERIENCE THAT HENS CAN BE VERY VENGEFUL WHEN DENIED THINGS THAT THEY WANT
 
Ducks are better than hens.
 
Ducks are cool Ducks.
 
Tonight we walked back to the hen house after sitting on the porch swing, which wasn't by the porch at all, but in front of the garage, and then the chickens were still awake so we didn't put them away and they walked towards the cows and I chased the chickens a little bit and then I walked over to the cows too and they looked at us, they always look, they were picking asparagus and then I took a picture of the cow and they all ran away like a stampede and then I picked some asparagus too and then we walked back by the chickens but they were still awake so I went home and now here I am.
 
I avoid most of these sexual headgames by sticking with cocks.
 
I have only one cock, and it has got me in trouble many times!
 
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