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The Hobbit The Hobbit THE HOBBIT

I want Gandalf to wear shades more.

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FINALLY some Sylvester McCoy action. Although they blurred him out when he was Radagast JUST TO TAUNT ME I FUCKING LOVE RADAGAST.
 
It's been confirmed that it will be three movies.

I can fucking promise you there's no way I'm sitting through seven and a half hours of "The Hobbit".
 
He is doing it for the story, the billions this will no doubt make, I am sure has nothing to do with it.
 
I'm not ready to assume it isn't simply incompetence.

"I can't cut a single scene from this movie, because of my artistic vision."
 
As ever, the Daily Mash sums it up nicely:
The Hobbit to be split into three films, four albums, five tea towels and a key ring
01-08-12

DIRECTOR Peter Jackson has announced plans to tell the story of The Hobbit across a variety of media including chinaware.

Gandalf will only be visible with special 'Gandalf glasses'

Despite the Tolkien’s original novel of The Hobbit being far shorter than Lord of the Rings, Jackson has insisted that telling the tale of Bilbo Baggins via an array of expensive things is the only way to fulfill his vision of fabulous wealth.

Jackson said: “There’s a dragon in The Hobbit that sleeps on a load of gold coins. That’s what I want, a solid gold bed.

“The forthcoming movies will only tell part of the story. Cinemas will be not play the incidental music; instead fans will purchase the score separately and listen to it on MP3 players.

“Bilbo Baggins’ dialogue has also been removed. Cinemagoers will provide his speeches by reading aloud script extracts printed on souvenir beach towels.”

Hobbit fans will eventually find out how the story ends by completing a Panini sticker album.

Tolkien fan Stephen Malley, who claims to be a dwarf from the Mines of Moria, said: “This is great news as I will buy literally anything that has a picture of Gollum on it.

“I would especially like some sexy Tolkien-print lingerie for my girlfriend, so that I can read of plucky hobbits and their exploits during intercourse.

Peter Jackson’s next project is rumoured to be a seven-film adaptation of a note Tolkien left out for the milkman requesting some butter.
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(the movie will only run in 24 fps for its wide release)

Now Variety is reporting that the studio is scaling back their plans for the 48fps release of the movie. Sources tell the trade: 'the [high frame rate] version will go out to only select locations, perhaps not even into all major cities.'
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It looks good but the trailer itself isn't really that well done? Or something. It just makes it look like any other movie (well, not ANY movie.) Maybe it's the generic trailer music. Also do Gollum's eyes look too big? Too cartoony? They're probably the same as always but he looks a bit weird. And Bilbo does a "Tim from The Office" look to camera...

I'M GLAD THE GIANTS ON THE MOUTAINS ARE IN.
 
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