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The "I'm obsessed with Carlos Ray 'Chuck' Norris" thread

Conchaga

Conchaga

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Yeah, it's true. In my time away I've watched the Missing in Action and Delta Force movies more times than I can count and went on a Texas Ranger spree that would put most incurable insomniacs to sleep. On a whole, the only two things I am now afraid of are zombies in a shopping mall and Chuck Norris.

Here's Conan's work that started the Norris frenzy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYIXkgtPG8o

Conan's use of the Walker Lever started people making Chuck Norris fansites devoted to creating mythical facts about the martial artist. Thusly, we now have some of the funniest one-liners I've seen in a long time. It has even spread to popular television.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpAGxwSi8HI&NR=1

Here's the legend himself reading some of those facts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8QAeoFdM5g

I don't really like some of those jokes. They're not as good as some of the others I've seen.

Here's some good ones.

http://www.duckshit.com/chuck-norris-jokes/

Now, if all of this hasn't blown your mind. Watch this insanity. I would first like to point out that Norris isn't beardless, the beard has only taken a vacation to his shoulders. Also, Bruce Lee is simply winning because The Chuck has allowed him to win in order to boost Lee's career.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1YIWQuXE

OK, I'm going. And remember, If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.
 
I finally found this thread again. And the Chuck Norris/Bruce Lee is pure solid platinum WIN.
 
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